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PEASANTPORE: Merchants will have to pay between 70 or 400 more peanuts in foreign serf levy within the next two years.
The lackeys in Ministry of Peasantpower (MOM) gave details on Tuesday of the hikes, announced by Finance Minion Tarman in his Budget Statement on Monday.
MOM said the levy rates will vary based on how merchants are rated in proximity to the regime. Wise peasants understood that favoured foreign merchants and nationalised corporations will be given boons while 'outsiders' will be made examples. This is another trick used by the regime to demostrate their 'retail politicking' to hoodwink local peasants. Merchants with close links to opposition pariahs will be singled out for latest levy hikes.
Homegrown bakery Pine Garden's Cake is one of the merchants affected by the new tightening measures on foreign workers.
Within the next 24 full moons, the merchant has to fork out as much as 250 more peanuts every full moon in levies for every foreign serf it hires. But the bakery merchant says it is worse to be bashed by the reduction in Dependency Ratio Ceiling (DRC). Tarman now says, it can hire fewer foreign serfs with the same number of local peasants.
Bloodsucker Wei Chan, peasant exploiter at Pine Garden's Cake groaned: "KNNCCB, we previously use the dependency ratio as a loophole, just hire a few 'ghost' peasants or retirees...then got some lumpar netizen call the bluff and kenna hammered during Erections. Got peasants say regime too merchant friendly and allow us to use that loophole. KNNCCB what happen now, Tarman single us out for punishment, we no politicial backing like foreign merchants or nationalised corporations, lan lan now bite bullet. Retribution!"
The hike in levies will inevitably increase the merchant's operating costs. Bloodsucker Wei said these higher costs will probably be passed on to local peasants in the form of price hikes.
Some loopholes for the S Pass and work permit scams will occur twice - on 1 July 2014 and 1 July 2015 or be delayed as time passes as local peasants tend to forget easily.
For work permit holders, the hike is steepest for the lazy and inefficient construction sector at 400 peanut per bangla.
In the other industrial sectors that are addicted to cheap banglas, PRCs and Pinoys, the levy will go up by 170-300 peanuts. However KTV lounges will be spared levies if they bring in foreign whores.
To hoodwink penalised merchants in the services sector progress towards higher productivity, the job flexibility scam will be expanded. The scam teaches them new tricks to make existing peasant labourers toil longer hours.
Bloodsucker Mark Hall, vice president at Labour Exploit Services said: "KNNCCB, in Asiatic cultures, productivity maximising very simple, just ask them to work longer hours but under-report their time sheet. Those cannot make it, we just ask them to balek kampung lor!"
The regime is also giving merchants more time to adjust and hinted those measures will be ignored after Procedural Erections 2016.
In a Facebook post on Tuesday, Acting Manpower Minion Tan CJ said the latest round of foreign peasantpower policy enhancements is long overdue after many netizens pointed out the regime's cheap labour strategy will soon blow up.
However, he said these wayangs are necessary to win some votes during 2016 and address the labour intensive abuses that powered growth after Ruler Loong took power. Many netizens have bemoaned that sectors that are heavily reliant on peasantpower should have restructure and increase productivity during ex-regent Woody Goh's reign and Ruler Loong is an idiot to have missed it when he seized power.
PEASANTPORE: Merchants will have to pay between 70 or 400 more peanuts in foreign serf levy within the next two years.
The lackeys in Ministry of Peasantpower (MOM) gave details on Tuesday of the hikes, announced by Finance Minion Tarman in his Budget Statement on Monday.
MOM said the levy rates will vary based on how merchants are rated in proximity to the regime. Wise peasants understood that favoured foreign merchants and nationalised corporations will be given boons while 'outsiders' will be made examples. This is another trick used by the regime to demostrate their 'retail politicking' to hoodwink local peasants. Merchants with close links to opposition pariahs will be singled out for latest levy hikes.
Homegrown bakery Pine Garden's Cake is one of the merchants affected by the new tightening measures on foreign workers.
Within the next 24 full moons, the merchant has to fork out as much as 250 more peanuts every full moon in levies for every foreign serf it hires. But the bakery merchant says it is worse to be bashed by the reduction in Dependency Ratio Ceiling (DRC). Tarman now says, it can hire fewer foreign serfs with the same number of local peasants.
Bloodsucker Wei Chan, peasant exploiter at Pine Garden's Cake groaned: "KNNCCB, we previously use the dependency ratio as a loophole, just hire a few 'ghost' peasants or retirees...then got some lumpar netizen call the bluff and kenna hammered during Erections. Got peasants say regime too merchant friendly and allow us to use that loophole. KNNCCB what happen now, Tarman single us out for punishment, we no politicial backing like foreign merchants or nationalised corporations, lan lan now bite bullet. Retribution!"
The hike in levies will inevitably increase the merchant's operating costs. Bloodsucker Wei said these higher costs will probably be passed on to local peasants in the form of price hikes.
Some loopholes for the S Pass and work permit scams will occur twice - on 1 July 2014 and 1 July 2015 or be delayed as time passes as local peasants tend to forget easily.
For work permit holders, the hike is steepest for the lazy and inefficient construction sector at 400 peanut per bangla.
In the other industrial sectors that are addicted to cheap banglas, PRCs and Pinoys, the levy will go up by 170-300 peanuts. However KTV lounges will be spared levies if they bring in foreign whores.
To hoodwink penalised merchants in the services sector progress towards higher productivity, the job flexibility scam will be expanded. The scam teaches them new tricks to make existing peasant labourers toil longer hours.
Bloodsucker Mark Hall, vice president at Labour Exploit Services said: "KNNCCB, in Asiatic cultures, productivity maximising very simple, just ask them to work longer hours but under-report their time sheet. Those cannot make it, we just ask them to balek kampung lor!"
The regime is also giving merchants more time to adjust and hinted those measures will be ignored after Procedural Erections 2016.
In a Facebook post on Tuesday, Acting Manpower Minion Tan CJ said the latest round of foreign peasantpower policy enhancements is long overdue after many netizens pointed out the regime's cheap labour strategy will soon blow up.
However, he said these wayangs are necessary to win some votes during 2016 and address the labour intensive abuses that powered growth after Ruler Loong took power. Many netizens have bemoaned that sectors that are heavily reliant on peasantpower should have restructure and increase productivity during ex-regent Woody Goh's reign and Ruler Loong is an idiot to have missed it when he seized power.
