As crowed by Mouthpiece CNA
Peasantpore's High Kangaroo Court has thrown out the law suit filed by a irate Hougang peasant on whether the Prime Minion has "unfettered discretion" as to when to hold a by-election in the constituency.
Simple speak: Ah Loong say no election, also lan lan no election ok.
Neh Neh Muthu, 42, had asked the kangaroo court to limit Ruler Loong's power by defining that latter is required to call elections within three months of a Lackey of Parliament vacating his or her seat. This is a Scientology trick (deludging your opponents with trival law suits).
The Mouthpiece revealed the part-time cleaner had the gall to file her bid in March, after former Hougang Playboy Lackey Yaw vacated his post.
The case, deemed 'bo liao' by the Mouthpiece continued even though a by-election was held in Hougang in May.
True to Asiatic Wayang tradition, the loyal Attorney-General's Chambers said Kangaroo Judge Peelip Peelay struck out the application on Wednesday. Peelay knows if he is loyal to Ruler Loong, he will get promotions and honours (see Kempeitai PrataNathan).
Kangaroo Peelay sneered in his 1-page judgement that the procedural Constitution 'does not require the Prime Minion to call elections to fill elected lackeys vacancies because based on precedence, rulers can do as they deem fit even presiding a sham republic.'
Kangaroo Justice Pillai said in his conclusion that under the procedural Constitution, the Prime Minion or Ruler Loong has the final say.
"You think this is England or some Nordic country is it huh? Under the procedural Constitution, which is always changed to serve Ruler Loong, to call or not to call an election to fill an elected Lackey vacancy is Ruler Loong's pleasure. Should the Ruler Long lan lan don't want to call an erection to fill an elected lackey vacancy, you cry father and cry mother also no use. Luckily there is a loophole against time wasters like you or you will be packed off to Pulau Hantu to do time," the kangaroo judge concluded.
Kangaroo Justice Peelai threatens he will force the lowly peasant women to bear the the costs of the application at a later date. To jail or fine the peasant lady will subject Ruler Loong to sneers by the Ang Moh diplomats and bearing costs will be a better stick to warn Ravi that Scientology style lawsuits will not exhaust Ruler Loong unlike the case in Uncle Sam's homeland.
Peasantpore's High Kangaroo Court has thrown out the law suit filed by a irate Hougang peasant on whether the Prime Minion has "unfettered discretion" as to when to hold a by-election in the constituency.
Simple speak: Ah Loong say no election, also lan lan no election ok.
Neh Neh Muthu, 42, had asked the kangaroo court to limit Ruler Loong's power by defining that latter is required to call elections within three months of a Lackey of Parliament vacating his or her seat. This is a Scientology trick (deludging your opponents with trival law suits).
The Mouthpiece revealed the part-time cleaner had the gall to file her bid in March, after former Hougang Playboy Lackey Yaw vacated his post.
The case, deemed 'bo liao' by the Mouthpiece continued even though a by-election was held in Hougang in May.
True to Asiatic Wayang tradition, the loyal Attorney-General's Chambers said Kangaroo Judge Peelip Peelay struck out the application on Wednesday. Peelay knows if he is loyal to Ruler Loong, he will get promotions and honours (see Kempeitai PrataNathan).
Kangaroo Peelay sneered in his 1-page judgement that the procedural Constitution 'does not require the Prime Minion to call elections to fill elected lackeys vacancies because based on precedence, rulers can do as they deem fit even presiding a sham republic.'
Kangaroo Justice Pillai said in his conclusion that under the procedural Constitution, the Prime Minion or Ruler Loong has the final say.
"You think this is England or some Nordic country is it huh? Under the procedural Constitution, which is always changed to serve Ruler Loong, to call or not to call an election to fill an elected Lackey vacancy is Ruler Loong's pleasure. Should the Ruler Long lan lan don't want to call an erection to fill an elected lackey vacancy, you cry father and cry mother also no use. Luckily there is a loophole against time wasters like you or you will be packed off to Pulau Hantu to do time," the kangaroo judge concluded.
Kangaroo Justice Peelai threatens he will force the lowly peasant women to bear the the costs of the application at a later date. To jail or fine the peasant lady will subject Ruler Loong to sneers by the Ang Moh diplomats and bearing costs will be a better stick to warn Ravi that Scientology style lawsuits will not exhaust Ruler Loong unlike the case in Uncle Sam's homeland.
