If you don't hear from me again, it was good while it lasted

[Yoshitsune]

The wind is picking up steadily..... the sky has turned grey and threatening.... pressure has dropped and humidity has increased.

The neighbors are busy boarding up their windows and putting away their outdoor furniture. Sandbags are being filled throughout the neighborhood. Those with diesel generators have just fired them up to make sure they work.

This looks very bad. Because I spend so much time taking care of this forum, I have done no preparation whatsoever. The only measures I have taken have been to present offerings to Nāga.

I can't help feeling that the end is near. :*:

I offer u my condolences and will burn u hell money. Pity that newbie small time competitor. As in all business ventures, unless one has no competitors, the first few months will be tough while his rivals businesses have stabilized.

 

[Rogue Trader]

If you go missing we will send the Bomoh to look for you. Don't worry!

 

[McDonaldsKid]

Haha once in a while Leongsam comes up with a doomsday thread but nothing ever happens.

What's different this time?

 

[AhMeng]

NZ will be wiped out...good luck...

 

[bakkuttay]

Demise of SBF???

 

[erection2015]

this impending cyclone.....any thanks or credit to the PAP for it ?

I was supposed to fly to Thailand for a medical procedure. It may not happen after all. :(

 

[singveld]

show us some photo leh

 

[erection2015]

the real deal ones or the sbf trio?

If you go missing we will send the Bomoh to look for you. Don't worry!

 

[tanwahp]

Wish me luck.

Ask the PAP to save you. They are so good a government, they can save those outside the country. If you are their supporter, they will be glad to send a private jet over.

 

[Leongsam]

Ask the PAP to save you. They are so good a government, they can save those outside the country. If you are their supporter, they will be glad to send a private jet over.

It's too late.

 

[RWSSL0TS]

It's too late.

Hahahaha....Stay Alive! If you are dead, your Avatar belongs to me!

 

[RWSSL0TS]

It's too late.

Hahahaha....Stay Alive! If you are dead, your Avatar belongs to me!

 

[neddy]

Check the fine print on your insurance coverage.

It is a Cat 2 cyclone.
------------------------------------------------------------

Tropical Cyclone Category System

CATEGORY 1 (tropical cyclone)
Negligible house damage. Damage to some crops, trees and caravans. Craft may drag moorings.
A Category 1 cyclone's strongest winds are GALES with typical gusts over open flat land of 90 - 125 km/h.
These winds correspond to Beaufort 8 and 9 (Gales and strong gales).


CATEGORY 2 (tropical cyclone)
Minor house damage. Significant damage to signs, trees and caravans. Heavy damage to some crops. Risk of power failure. Small craft may break moorings.
A Category 2 cyclone's strongest winds are DESTRUCTIVE winds with typical gusts over open flat land of 125 - 164 km/h. These winds correspond to Beaufort 10 and 11 (Storm and violent storm).


CATEGORY 3 (severe tropical cyclone)
Some roof and structural damage. Some caravans destroyed. Power failures likely.
A Category 3 cyclone's strongest winds are VERY DESTRUCTIVE winds with typical gusts over open flat land of 165 - 224 km/h.
These winds correspond to the highest category on the Beaufort scale, Beaufort 12 (Hurricane).


CATEGORY 4 (severe tropical cyclone)
Significant roofing loss and structural damage. Many caravans destroyed and blown away. Dangerous airborne debris. Widespread power failures.
A Category 4 cyclone's strongest winds are VERY DESTRUCTIVE winds with typical gusts over open flat land of 225 - 279 km/h.
These winds correspond to the highest category on the Beaufort scale, Beaufort 12 (Hurricane).


CATEGORY 5 (severe tropical cyclone)
Extremely dangerous with widespread destruction.
A Category 5 cyclone's strongest winds are VERY DESTRUCTIVE winds with typical gusts over open flat land of more than 280 km/h.
These winds correspond to the highest category on the Beaufort scale, Beaufort 12 (Hurricane).

 

[chootchiew]

Take care boss, sister leong will miss you .

 

[Equalisation]

Leong, sit tight !

I will send the hair bear bunch to help. If still cannot, the ghost busters will be on their way.:o

 

[rushifa666]

Going for breast implants in Thailand? Or penille elongation? That's their speciality

 

[Raiders]

I was supposed to fly to Thailand for a medical procedure. It may not happen after all. :(

Congrats boss! You have finally decided to go for your sexual reassignment surgery?

 

[GoldenDragon]

It's too late.

For your funeral service, what type of 'pattern' you want?

 

[yinyang]

supposed to fly to Thailand for a medical procedure. It may not happen after all. :(

Problem solved by nature's stroke. Take heart, hope springs eternal. Can replay boob or penile job in next life. :p

 

[Leongsam]

It has become more gusty.... autumn leaves are being stripped from the branches.....