I really want to cry when I see these quotes

[sochi2014]

Of Course I know Life is difficult. Don't forget you were made by me - God

 

[sochi2014]

If you miss the sunrise I made for you today. Never mind. I'll made you another one tomorrow - God

 

[sochi2014]

Don't forget your umbrella. I might water the plants today. - God

 

[sochi2014]

How can you possibly be a self-made man? I specifically recall creating you. - God

 

[sochi2014]

Of course I have a sense of humor. I gave you the Platypus. Didn't I? - God.

 

[sochi2014]

It's not the end of the world. Not until I say so. Anyway. - God.

 

[sochi2014]

I hate rules. That's why I only made ten of them. - God.

 

[sochi2014]

If I gave you everything you asked for. Where would you put it? - God.

 

[sochi2014]

If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning. You should look at my masterpiece in the mirror?- God.

 

[sochi2014]

What do I have to do to get your attention? Take out an ad in the paper? - God.

 

[sochi2014]

Nietzsche is Dead. - God

 

[sochi2014]

Don't drive after drinking. I know you don't want to see me right now. --God.

 

[sochi2014]

I am a perfectionist. Look yourself in the mirror. -- God.

 

[Semaj2357]

if man was made to fly, I'd given them wings -- god

 

[sochi2014]

if man was made to fly, I'd given them wings -- god

agreed!

[video=youtube;iNTqQHwf47A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNTqQHwf47A[/video]

 

[laksaboy]

I came in like a wrecking ball. I never hit so hard in love. All I wanted was to break your walls. All you ever did was break me. Yeah, you wreck me. - God

 

[HTOLAS]

Your 'God' appears grammatically challenged.

If you miss the sunrise I made for you today. Never mind. I'll made you another one tomorrow - God

 

[laksaboy]

I find romance when I start to dance in boogie wonderland. - God

 

[Cerebral]

I came in like a wrecking ball. I never hit so hard in love. All I wanted was to break your walls. All you ever did was break me. Yeah, you wreck me. - God

Hahahahaha. Good one

 

[Sinkie]

I made you in my image, remember? Therefore, you don't need me anymore. So, stop calling for me. Get this message into your fucking head, idiot - God