I am suffering from constipation since yesterday and I just bought Dulcolax

[eatshitndie]

just canned prunes and apricots in prune syrup. these 2 in combo work wonders for your colon and rectum. but you have to wait 16.9 hours for them to work their way down your gut.

 

[Papsmearer]

Every time I have Indian curry for lunch, my constipation will be cleared by dinnertime! It is a tasty laxative which I enjoy indulging in.

Don't talk cock, where you eat Indian curry? U eat Indian cum from Bangla workers, not the same as eating curry, ok?

 

[True Believer]

Don't talk cock, where you eat Indian curry? U eat Indian cum from Bangla workers, not the same as eating curry, ok?

Just because you get sodomised by Bangla workers at the construction site every weekend, it does not mean that other S'porean males share your experience of swallowing their disgusting cum.

 

[Boonsiong]

If it's already at the exit, but you simply couldn't push it out, what you should do is stand up with your legs spread 2-foot apart, and squeeze it out. If you keep your body straight, your rectum perpendicular to the floor, your shit will come out. The hard ones are at the exit, the liquid one is above the hard ones.

I watched how a dog shit, and I learned from it.​

Got picture to share ? I cannot imagine
福建狗

 

[Boonsiong]

His anal sphincters are weak now. He might mistake shitting as farting.

Correct
I remind myself to go to toilet to fart, just in case shit comes out

 

[True Believer]

If it's already at the exit, but you simply couldn't push it out, what you should do is stand up with your legs spread 2-foot apart, and squeeze it out. If you keep your body straight, your rectum perpendicular to the floor, your shit will come out. The hard ones are at the exit, the liquid one is above the hard ones. I watched how a dog shit, and I learned from it.​

If you have a bidet at home, simply use it to spray your butt to loosen the hardened turd blocking the exit. Once that blockage is cleared, the rest will simply flow out.