How to prevent or stop myself from having an erection in the morning when I wake up?

[bigcockman]

You see, every since my GF bff has moved into my condo, I am very conscious of my morning erection.

I wear a loose boxer when I go to bed. When I wake up, the first thing is to head to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.

It gets embarrassing because sometimes while preparing breakfast, my big thing is still hard and standing. And when my GF bff comes into the kitchen, I am not sure if she notices. I am sure she does, but I think she pretends she didn't see it.

How can I stop myself from having an erection in the morning? Or maybe, how can I bring the erection down at a faster pace?

Honestly, any suggestions?

 

[JohnTan]

Cut off kuku bird. No need to worry about morning erection anymore.

 

[batman1]

Put your big cock on a leash.

 

[red amoeba]

Wear a chasity belt.

 

[LordElrond]

I normally wear a 3rd socks

 

[bobby]

Hang this photo on top of your bed head......

 

[Balls2U]

Simple. Hang this photo in front of your bed so that she'll be the first thing you'll see when you open your eyes every morning. I bet all the erection will go off instantly. Very effective remedy. Go and try it.

 

[zhihau]

How can I stop myself from having an erection in the morning? Or maybe, how can I bring the erection down at a faster pace?

Honestly, any suggestions?

I usually wake up in the middle of the night to pee, it helps a bit when you don’t have a full bladder in the morning.

As for bringing the erection down faster, simple, fire a load or two early in the morning, problem solved.

 

[yinyang]

As for bringing the erection down faster, simple, fire a load or two early in the morning, problem solved.

As for your (well meaning) advice to treat his "morning wood", DiY or get it on with his gf?
Yet another inane thread

 

[OrLanChowHorFun]

You see, every since my GF bff has moved into my condo, I am very conscious of my morning erection.

I wear a loose boxer when I go to bed. When I wake up, the first thing is to head to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.

It gets embarrassing because sometimes while preparing breakfast, my big thing is still hard and standing. And when my GF bff comes into the kitchen, I am not sure if she notices. I am sure she does, but I think she pretends she didn't see it.

How can I stop myself from having an erection in the morning? Or maybe, how can I bring the erection down at a faster pace?

Honestly, any suggestions?

keep a photo of Ho Ching or Lee Wei Ling nearby...............wake up liao, look at photo lor................

but be careful lah..............see the photo too often..............sure to go gay or get erectile dysfunction........

 

[jw5]

You see, every since my GF bff has moved into my condo, I am very conscious of my morning erection.

I wear a loose boxer when I go to bed. When I wake up, the first thing is to head to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.

It gets embarrassing because sometimes while preparing breakfast, my big thing is still hard and standing. And when my GF bff comes into the kitchen, I am not sure if she notices. I am sure she does, but I think she pretends she didn't see it.

How can I stop myself from having an erection in the morning? Or maybe, how can I bring the erection down at a faster pace?

Honestly, any suggestions?

Use a hammer.

 

[bigcockman]

I usually wake up in the middle of the night to pee, it helps a bit when you don’t have a full bladder in the morning.

As for bringing the erection down faster, simple, fire a load or two early in the morning, problem solved.

I do wake up in the middle of the night to pee. It doesn't seem to help. I still get a big hard thing in the morning when I wake up.

My GF doesn't like morning making out because she says our respective mouth emits our foul smell and spoils her mood.

 

[bigcockman]

As for your (well meaning) advice to treat his "morning wood", DiY or get it on with his gf?
Yet another inane thread

You may believe that it's inane, but I do have a problem.

DiY sounds funny. My GF may think that I am thinking of another woman if she sees me DiY-ing alone.

 

[zhihau]

As for your (well meaning) advice to treat his "morning wood", DiY or get it on with his gf?
Yet another inane thread

as long as the load is off, either way is fine, unless TS is aiming to unload into GF’s BFF

 

[zhihau]

I do wake up in the middle of the night to pee. It doesn't seem to help.

Then keep the morning wood, be proud of it

 

[jw5]

as long as the load is off, either way is fine, unless TS is aiming to unload into GF’s BFF

I did not realize that you had such dirty thoughts, looks like I may have misunderstood you.

 

[countryman]

If you're very conscious about it, why would u be going to the kitchen in your boxers?
Kinda lame question to bring up..

 

[batman1]

DO Not take an overdose of Viagra.

 

[bigcockman]

as long as the load is off, either way is fine, unless TS is aiming to unload into GF’s BFF

I do like her looks. This I honestly admit. But I dare not to cross the line. If I do, it will hurt many people. That is a bad outcome for everyone.

 

[zhihau]

If I do, it will hurt many people. That is a bad outcome for everyone.

Then you shouldn’t be bothered whether she notices your big tool or not.