when i wake up every morning, first thing is to check mobile phone for messages, notifications and emails. how to stop myself from touching my phone?

[firehyrant]

i don't recall having this habit when my mother bought me my first phone after psle results... why am i so reliant on this phone thingie now...

 

[firehyrant]

then in secondary school days, first thing I wake up is to play with my LJ fantasising about actresses and girls from the convent school. not touch phone leh. why now never touch my LJ anymore???

 

[eatshitndie]

sleep next to housemate and keep your fingers on her raisins and abalone lips. when moist with bodily juice you’ll refrain from touching your phone.

 

[firehyrant]

sleep next to housemate and keep your fingers on her raisins and abalone lips. when moist with bodily juice you’ll refrain from touching your phone.

cannot. later must marry her. i don't want

 

[firehyrant]

i want to ask seniors here above 70, last time when u were in 30s, when there isn't popularity of mobile phones, what is the first thing u do when u wake up? how is life like 40 years ago without apple samsung etc?

 

[eatshitndie]

cannot. later must marry her. i don't want

don’t marry. just make merry with her.

 

[firehyrant]

don’t marry. just make merry with her.

later she pregnant i am finished...don't want...very siong responsibilities

 

[eatshitndie]

later she pregnant i am finished...don't want...very siong responsibilities

never heard of contraceptives?

 

[firehyrant]

never heard of contraceptives?

she can always bluff me one. then say accident, then how?

 

[eatshitndie]

she can always bluff me one. then say accident, then how?

put on double triple condoms.

 

[firehyrant]

put on double triple condoms.

never try before, cock not pain meh?

 

[red amoeba]

Fuck the ass not the pussy.

 

[firehyrant]

Fuck the ass not the pussy.

the anus is for pangsai, not for sex

 

[batman1]

later she pregnant i am finished...don't want...very siong responsibilities

Use safety helmet.

 

[firehyrant]

Use safety helmet.

there are some girls that once u piakpiak her, she will niam to u for life. that's why use safety helmet is no use one. once she has the niamniam mindset, it's dangerous

 

[bushtucker]

Then go back to playing your phone la.

 

[batman1]

there are some girls that once u piakpiak her, she will niam to u for life. that's why use safety helmet is no use one. once she has the niamniam mindset, it's dangerous

If no helmet,be warned that one day she call u to inform u that she is pregnant.

 

[batman1]

later she pregnant i am finished...don't want...very siong responsibilities

U got baby bonus given by pap.

 

[A Singaporean]

there are some girls that once u piakpiak her, she will niam to u for life. that's why use safety helmet is no use one. once she has the niamniam mindset, it's dangerous

Why don't u just admit that you prefer men. Just another CAQ.

 

[The Crow]

Why don't u just admit that you refer men. Just another CAQ.

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