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HOW THE FUCK DID THE FAGGOT ELTON JOHN GET SO FAT????

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  1. micromachine

    micromachine Alfrescian Old Timer

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    Just watched Kingsmen 2, what has he been eating man seriously????
     
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    eatshitndie Alfrescian (Inf)

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    he ate men for lunch.
     
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    I like this movie. Truly enjoyed it. :)
     
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    Leongsam Administrator Staff Member Old Timer

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    By getting fucked in the arsehole on a regular basis.
     
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    Patriot Alfrescian Old Timer

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    You meant swallowing other men's sperm regularly.
     
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    Leongsam Administrator Staff Member Old Timer

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    Both I guess either way his calorie intake way exceeds his needs.
     
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    syed putra Alfrescian Old Timer

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    It could be the other way round. He the giver, not the taker.
     
  8. Patriot

    Patriot Alfrescian Old Timer

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    No way.

    His so-called husband is David Furnish.

    He is obviously the fuckee, not the fucker.
     
  9. Rogue Trader

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    I thought it was an imposter in a body suit in that movie until the credits rolled
     
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    Elton John has been fat for decades. I don't know what's so surprising about this.
     
  11. Rogue Trader

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    yeah in the end he gave thr main character a backstage pass
     
  12. Rogue Trader

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    I am still wondering how he managed to outlive fellow fags David Bowie and George Michael
     
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    According to Wikipedia, David Bowie is not gay.

    Maybe, you are thinking of Freddie Mercury?
     
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    [​IMG]

    Most married women don't bother to main themselves, same goes for this lady here.
     
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    How can you tell which is the kee and ker?
     
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    Not gay? then must be bi

    Freddie was old gay.. died long ago
     
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    Pantomime Dames!..wonder if that "mee siam..." one of them?
     
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    "ok, i'm old and fat, and it's none of your fucking business!"
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    Miss Siam is mother of all Dames.
     
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    Take me home.....country road
     

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