HOW THE FUCK DID THE FAGGOT ELTON JOHN GET SO FAT????

[micromachine]

Just watched Kingsmen 2, what has he been eating man seriously????

 

[eatshitndie]

he ate men for lunch.

 

[rectmobile]

Just watched Kingsmen 2, what has he been eating man seriously????

I like this movie. Truly enjoyed it.

 

[Leongsam]

By getting fucked in the arsehole on a regular basis.

 

[Patriot]

You meant swallowing other men's sperm regularly.

 

[Leongsam]

You meant swallowing other men's sperm regularly.

Both I guess either way his calorie intake way exceeds his needs.

 

[syed putra]

By getting fucked in the arsehole on a regular basis.

It could be the other way round. He the giver, not the taker.

 

[Patriot]

It could be the other way round. He the giver, not the taker.

No way.

His so-called husband is David Furnish.

He is obviously the fuckee, not the fucker.

 

[Rogue Trader]

I thought it was an imposter in a body suit in that movie until the credits rolled

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Elton John has been fat for decades. I don't know what's so surprising about this.

 

[Rogue Trader]

..
He is obviously the fuckee, not the fucker.

yeah in the end he gave thr main character a backstage pass

 

[Rogue Trader]

Elton John has been fat for decades. I don't know what's so surprising about this.

I am still wondering how he managed to outlive fellow fags David Bowie and George Michael

 

[Patriot]

I am still wondering how he managed to outlive fellow fags David Bowie and George Michael

According to Wikipedia, David Bowie is not gay.

Maybe, you are thinking of Freddie Mercury?

 

[Cottonmouth]

Most married women don't bother to main themselves, same goes for this lady here.

 

[rectmobile]

No way.

His so-called husband is David Furnish.

He is obviously the fuckee, not the fucker.

How can you tell which is the kee and ker?

 

[Rogue Trader]

According to Wikipedia, David Bowie is not gay.

Maybe, you are thinking of Freddie Mercury?

Not gay? then must be bi

Freddie was old gay.. died long ago

 

[halsey02]

Most married women don't bother to main themselves, same goes for this lady here.

Pantomime Dames!..wonder if that "mee siam..." one of them?

 

[eatshitndie]

"ok, i'm old and fat, and it's none of your fucking business!"

 

[Cottonmouth]

Pantomime Dames!..wonder if that "mee siam..." one of them?

Miss Siam is mother of all Dames.

 

[micromachine]

Take me home.....country road