Chitchat How does a happy Singaporean wife look like?

[Balls2U]

Hey Balls2U bro, this wife is not as gorgeous as my wife though.

Eh hello! That one only her wimpy abang will find her gorgeous.

 

[calumairsteward]

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Only a loser ang moh like you will marry a fat fugly CB face like Kristen Han

Hey ToaPehGong bro, I might be a loser to you but Kirsten had been a successful journalist with internationally acclaimed awards. I am very proud to be the man in her life.

 

[calumairsteward]

AIR steward busier than lunch corporal?

Hey Sir_Fcuk bro, I don't know about that but a successful journalist like Kristen would definitely be busier than the two.

 

[calumairsteward]

Fat women do have their charms

Hey Asterix bro, great men think alike and you're definitely a great man

 

[calumairsteward]

Eh hello! That one only her wimpy abang will find her gorgeous.

Hey Balls2U bro, i don't know about him but I definitely can't afford to be wimpy in order to be with my Kirsten. She loves a real man

 

[Asterix]

Hey Asterix bro, great men think alike and you're definitely a great man

Does this mean I can never be a lesbian? It’s not fair, I want to be a lesbian