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Wunderfool

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#81
After the first night, the bride told the groom."I love lying on your sofa all night." The groom sweetly replied," you are like the cushions on my sofa. So nice. "

Sofa and cushion. They are married happily ever after.
 

chucky

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#83
You can also say they are like the bed and the pillow/bolster.

After the first night, the bride told the groom."I love lying on your sofa all night." The groom sweetly replied," you are like the cushions on my sofa. So nice. "

Sofa and cushion. They are married happily ever after.
 

Engeng

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#87
Money can do charity too like famous philanthropists Lee Kong Chian and Bill Gate.
Unfortunately this is an alien concept to jiuhukia and sinkies thieves and rapists who will turn around to accuse you using insidious means to cover your black hand and accuse you a devil while unable to openly name any evil deeds done by you.

That's the problem with evil devils who pretend to be good, they assume and accuse others to be pretending to be good like themselves so that they can justify their evil deeds done on good human by discrediting the human as a devil just like the way they slandered a virgin a slut whore mistress pornstar without shame.
 

zeebjii

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#96
2 You desire and do not have, so you murder. You covet and cannot obtain, so you fight and quarrel. You do not have, because you do not ask.
3 You ask and do not receive, because you ask wrongly, to spend it on your passions. ~ James 4: 2 to 3
You can shove your bible bullshit up your sorry arse!:mad:
 
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