You must have been devastated. You deserve it for having ulterior carnal motives. Ha Ha...
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Fleeting Pleasures
- Thread starter Claire
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you’re right. i’m devastated. i look forward to meeting “she” at sha’s potluck party but she pranks me and reveals much of sha in her skin at the door. i wish she is she and not sha but sha wishes i am wishing for sha instead of she.
@glockman derives his simple pleasures by using his Glock19 on inconsiderate and reckless PMD scumbags.
Right Glocky?
Suffice to say,
in the absense of concrete proof,
I trust you to be spilling the tooth,
the whole tooth,
and nothing but the tooth,
so help us God.
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Of course you may ask, my fair maiden. I enjoy simple pleasures like digging my nose, clearing out my ear wax. I also like strolling by the beach and inhaling the salty air, I like the smell of freshly cut grass, I like to pat stray cats and dogs when they allow me. Not forgetting watching the sun set and seeing the rays light up the clouds, so beautiful.
Yes, you are right!@glockman derives his simple pleasures by using his Glock19 on inconsiderate and reckless PMD scumbags.
Right Glocky?
But don't advertise here lah. I want to let Claire have a good opinion of me.
Yes, you are right!
Paiseh, Paiseh.....
My Bad.
Is that your fleeting pleasure or real happiness?
You mean you don't do those things? Come on, we're all humans. I also like to have satisfying farts. Especially long ones.Save for the ear wax and nose digging, the rest sounds good
I hope you get an extremely bad toothache on a Sunday when all the dental clinics are shut.Suffice to say,
in the absense of concrete proof,
I trust you to be spilling the tooth,
the whole tooth,
and nothing but the tooth,
so help us God.
T.M.I.You mean you don't do those things? Come on, we're all humans. I also like to have satisfying farts. Especially long ones.
I hope you get an extremely bad toothache on a Sunday when all the dental clinics are shut.
Too Late Gal.
An OLD OLD ah-pek like me,
My tooth and teeth and hair are all gone Long Long ago.
So, NO more toothache..
May your gums rot further!
Too Late Gal.
An OLD OLD ah-pek like me,
My tooth and teeth and hair are all gone Long Long ago.
So, NO more toothache..
You mean you don't do those things? Come on, we're all humans. I also like to have satisfying farts. Especially long ones.
Sir,
Think you missed out going Church every Sundays.
I wouldn't be surprised that his fart would reverse its order of motion and defy gravity, leaping out of his mouth like what he writes.Sir,
Think you missed out going Church every Sundays.
Thank you.
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