Fatty Alien meets MIW in the Shadows.......

[godiva]

sorry, no pig is allowed. :(

DL : who say PAP no pigs? offhandI can remember :

PAP Pigs : Yeo many-chairman Kwang, BBQ Seng, SiToh Pin Pin
PAP Swine : Penniless Low, Jamban Lee, Dennis Phua,

 

[Confuseous]

Alien negotiating for a free anal-ysis of his asshole to assess the degree of the damage of his brain.

 

[streetsmart73]

DL to MIW : Can you pleeeasssseeee invite me to your tea party? I want to join PAP a sai bo?

hi there


1. aiyoh!
2. dafter sheep: "sori hoh, we have enough dogs in the party leh, pigs don't qualify one"

 

[streetsmart73]

hi there


1. aiyoh!
2. one more: arsedoc: "me see you no up hoh"
3. honest, fingeringman looks damn cocky leh:p

 

[GoldenDragon]

TCH - Have you been paid your latest retainer?
Doc - Simi is retainer?
TCH - Quiet lah. Don't ask so many questions.
Doc - Whatever you say, boss.
DL - Yes sir. Everything up-to-date but I want to complain to you.
TCH - Shoot.
DL - Why never allow me to proceed with rally? I am sure can makan into Li Lian's votes and ensure ka chng doc masuk parliament sui sui.
TCH - You same same. Don't ask too many probing questions. Need-to-know basis, Des.
DL - Yes boss.

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Dr Koh seems to have a condescending distrustful look when his eyes are on short piggy.

 

[blackmondy]

三个臭皮匠，看衰猪葛亮。

 

[Rogue Trader]

三个臭皮匠，看衰猪葛亮。

more like Wu da lang

 

[rusty]

Knn I am surprised. Koh, Big Nose and the unknown didn't faint.

 

[Fook Seng]

DL to MIW : Can you pleeeasssseeee invite me to your tea party? I want to join PAP a sai bo?

MIW to DL: Can you ask your supporters to pledge their votes to me? Just you taking votes from WP is not enough for me to take the seat.

 

[streetsmart73]

Knn I am surprised. Koh, Big Nose and the unknown didn't faint.

hi there


1. rust, to some dafter sheep.
2. that type of look is veri handsome hoh.
3. i can bet on it.
4. our deerest kinana finds it suitable to be its poker.
5. aiyoh! you shall be its 2nd fiddle, oops!

 

[blackmondy]

Dr Koh seems to have a condescending distrustful look when his eyes are on short piggy.

This Koh guy reminds me of the villain from Wacky Races cartoon.

 

[palden]

Got nasi lemak or not? I hungry.

 

[winnipegjets]

If his deposit, which he will definitely lose, and his election expense plus a stipend for his time are covered by the PAP, it is a worthwhile venture. How many of these split-vote politicians are there for the PAP to use?

 

[Naboo]

DL : I'm going back to my planet Naboo. Priest ask Lee Vader not to whack Naboo.

TCH : knn, I belly eng siboh.

Arsedoc : Lee will tell me to burn your arse before you land in Naboo.

Fann Wong and Gurmit Singh : Nar.... booo.... eh

 

[Capano2121]

Ah Koh: Thank you for the side show, you really bad, that makes me look really good!

Ah Lim: I can only show off my bad engrish only leh! My imagination not so chim like you and i don't have any backside story to tell lah! All these chopstick, biscuits & other chicham story damn tokkong man! How i wish i can rojak the voters like you can! Every detail so clear, you must introduce me to Lee dai Sor leh! I also want to tell story leh!

Ah Teo: You do badly and we shall fare well! Just don't point out on the time frame part all these personal experiences we have to dig up old residents from Bukit Ho Swee and we have committees going through every story and we finalise on these tales OK! So don't fuck it up for us!

Ah Lackey can't tell who the fuck is that: You think damn easy digging up all these lost soul from some HDB block void deck is it? Imagine listening to them, the very sight of these things also makes me want to puke! You think we MIW damn shiok talking to peasants like you?

 

[makapaaa]

Mole: Reporting, SIRs!

Dr Anass: What is your next move, Mole?

Mole: Can I join FAP proper after the BE?

Rear Admirer: What do you think, Asshole...oops, I mean Dr Anass?

Sir Fcuk: KNN! Help pay your deposit twice oready still not enuff ah?

 

[looneytan]

Ah Lackey can't tell who the fuck is that:

Sir Fcuk: KNN! Help pay your deposit twice oready still not enuff ah?

yeah, sir fux la