Arse Loong prides himself as the PM of Peasantpore. In reality, he is merely a ruler anointed by evil dictator Old Autocrat.
This is the reality in Peasantpore, a rogue chinkish port city ruled by a depot who insist serfs and peasants kowtow to his son daily, a perversion of the Westminister system.
Arse Loong is indeed a swine who thinks his lackeys and minions are god's gifts to peasants. He takes home millions annually and lectures peasants to work harder for less pay.
Peasants must compete with cheaper foreign imports from neighbouring basketcases while Arse Loong enjoyed virtual monopoly of political power. It is no wonder most peasants die before 80 after a lifetime of toil while Arse Loong's father enjoys life after 80.
Indeed if you have no worries, no competition, iron rice bowl + handsome stipends, you probably live beyond 90!
Only in Peasantpore!
With the countdown to the Procedural Elections, Arse Loong is up to no good as usual. He buy votes by giving generous pay hikes to civil serpents. Civil Serpents are leeches who excel in pinching pennies and levies and duties from peasants. Arse Loong has the gall to hike their pay to buy their vote?! Well he certainly learn a few tricks from his mummy (who incidentally sold TIBS to transport cartels for a sweet sum).
Arse Loong promised to relook the FT policy. Many years ago, heartless Khaw did the same trick with Means Testing and backpedal after the elections. Khaw promptly implemented means testing to deny peasants affordable health care. Heaven is indeed blind and Khaw merely paid $8 for a bypass despite earning millions. Arse Loong will probably order Minion Gan to import more Pinoys, Nehs, Tiongs and Banglas after the Procedural Elections. He knows cheap foreign imports will benefit merchants so that they pay more corporate taxes to swell state coffers.
Arse Loong is indeed a greedy bloke, well he has that trait from his greedy mother who stopped at no tricks to secure various sweetheart deals for her law and investment companies. The Imperial Family was granted a boon when Tartman repealed the Estate Duty so that nobody knows the wealth of the Imperial Family should Arse Loong parents visit King Yama. Such is the dirty politics played in Peasantpore where the pursuit of wealth and power corrupted the entire system.
This is the reality in Peasantpore, a rogue chinkish port city ruled by a depot who insist serfs and peasants kowtow to his son daily, a perversion of the Westminister system.
Arse Loong is indeed a swine who thinks his lackeys and minions are god's gifts to peasants. He takes home millions annually and lectures peasants to work harder for less pay.
Peasants must compete with cheaper foreign imports from neighbouring basketcases while Arse Loong enjoyed virtual monopoly of political power. It is no wonder most peasants die before 80 after a lifetime of toil while Arse Loong's father enjoys life after 80.
Indeed if you have no worries, no competition, iron rice bowl + handsome stipends, you probably live beyond 90!
Only in Peasantpore!
With the countdown to the Procedural Elections, Arse Loong is up to no good as usual. He buy votes by giving generous pay hikes to civil serpents. Civil Serpents are leeches who excel in pinching pennies and levies and duties from peasants. Arse Loong has the gall to hike their pay to buy their vote?! Well he certainly learn a few tricks from his mummy (who incidentally sold TIBS to transport cartels for a sweet sum).
Arse Loong promised to relook the FT policy. Many years ago, heartless Khaw did the same trick with Means Testing and backpedal after the elections. Khaw promptly implemented means testing to deny peasants affordable health care. Heaven is indeed blind and Khaw merely paid $8 for a bypass despite earning millions. Arse Loong will probably order Minion Gan to import more Pinoys, Nehs, Tiongs and Banglas after the Procedural Elections. He knows cheap foreign imports will benefit merchants so that they pay more corporate taxes to swell state coffers.
Arse Loong is indeed a greedy bloke, well he has that trait from his greedy mother who stopped at no tricks to secure various sweetheart deals for her law and investment companies. The Imperial Family was granted a boon when Tartman repealed the Estate Duty so that nobody knows the wealth of the Imperial Family should Arse Loong parents visit King Yama. Such is the dirty politics played in Peasantpore where the pursuit of wealth and power corrupted the entire system.
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