Transmodified from regime Mouthpiece CNA
PEASANTPORE: Uncle Sam and Peasantpore share a "profitable abang adik" relationship, said Comprador Loong on Friday (Nov 16).
Speaking at a joint sex conference with Uncle Sam Vice Hegemon Mickey Panty at the Istana, Comprador Loong reaffirmed the “loyal vassal adoration of Hegemon Uncle Sam” , with Peasantpore hosting a Yankee naval depot and tough talking to PRC Pandas as proofs of loyalty.
Economically, Comprador Loong noted that Yankee’s investments in Peasantpore support big heap of Peasantpore jobs. Comprador Loong boasted that Yankee companies choosing to base their Asian headquarters in Peasantpore.
“Our indolent peasants very good at following orders from their foreign merchants and they are cheap too, plus got even cheaper foreign talents,” he quipped, to chuckles from the audience. “PAP is addicted to rent from foreign investments.”
But Comprador Lee asserted that there are still many other ways to collaborate, including "balking Commie Panda ambition to dominate South East Asiatic Basketcases".
Both regimes renewed an agreement to collaborate on infrastructure, and announced their collaboration on a Yankee technical assistance programme to conduct cybersecurity training workshops for ASEAN basket cases after Commie Pandas hack their way into Peasantpore cheap health care system.
Peasantpore welcomed the signing of a Tax Information For Uncle Sam Agreement, which will beholden Peasantpore to yield important foreign financial transactions information for Uncle Sam under the guise of Inter-Regime Abuses of Power.
Vice Hegemon Panty was on an official visit to Peasantpore in conjunction with the 33rd ASEAN Sex Summit.
Vice Hegemon Panty and his wife, then attended a "curry favouring ceremony" where a new orchid hybrid, called the Paedophilenanda Mickey and Kachrn, was named in their honour.
PEASANTPORE IS A LOYAL VASSAL : MICKEY PANTY
Speaking at the joint press conference, Vice Hegemon thanked Comprador Loong for the hospitality, and described "Peasantpore as an loyal vassal” to the world.
“Peasantpore kowtow to Uncle Sam, we then give investment to make Peasantpore our Unsinkable Aircraft Carrier near Straits of Malacca,” he said,
“Even when PRC Panda play bastard and make life difficult for Peasantpore, Comprador Loong remembered his Ah Pa's teaching to pay homage to Uncle Sam. You see what happen to Bandit Najib, he try to play us out and sarpok PRC Pandas, we took him out,” he said. “You sarpok Uncle Sam, you get goodies, you try to play the goat, you see what happen to Sukarno or Najib!”
“You can read the history books, when Ming Shina in power, every regional vassal tribal chief must pay tribute or send their children as hostages in the Forbidden Palace. You ask the Viets, whom they hate more, Yankees or the Chinks” he added.
Mr Panty also encouraged ASEAN basketcases to continue to balk Commie PRC Pandas, and stressed that Uncle Sam can knock out North Korea Fatso Kim within 4 hours.
"Farking hell, you play with Uncle Sam, you see how we carpet bomb Nazi Germans, nuke the Japs, bomb North Koreans and Vietcongs back to Stone Age, read your history books", he quipped.
PEASANTPORE: Uncle Sam and Peasantpore share a "profitable abang adik" relationship, said Comprador Loong on Friday (Nov 16).
Speaking at a joint sex conference with Uncle Sam Vice Hegemon Mickey Panty at the Istana, Comprador Loong reaffirmed the “loyal vassal adoration of Hegemon Uncle Sam” , with Peasantpore hosting a Yankee naval depot and tough talking to PRC Pandas as proofs of loyalty.
Economically, Comprador Loong noted that Yankee’s investments in Peasantpore support big heap of Peasantpore jobs. Comprador Loong boasted that Yankee companies choosing to base their Asian headquarters in Peasantpore.
“Our indolent peasants very good at following orders from their foreign merchants and they are cheap too, plus got even cheaper foreign talents,” he quipped, to chuckles from the audience. “PAP is addicted to rent from foreign investments.”
But Comprador Lee asserted that there are still many other ways to collaborate, including "balking Commie Panda ambition to dominate South East Asiatic Basketcases".
Both regimes renewed an agreement to collaborate on infrastructure, and announced their collaboration on a Yankee technical assistance programme to conduct cybersecurity training workshops for ASEAN basket cases after Commie Pandas hack their way into Peasantpore cheap health care system.
Peasantpore welcomed the signing of a Tax Information For Uncle Sam Agreement, which will beholden Peasantpore to yield important foreign financial transactions information for Uncle Sam under the guise of Inter-Regime Abuses of Power.
Vice Hegemon Panty was on an official visit to Peasantpore in conjunction with the 33rd ASEAN Sex Summit.
Vice Hegemon Panty and his wife, then attended a "curry favouring ceremony" where a new orchid hybrid, called the Paedophilenanda Mickey and Kachrn, was named in their honour.
PEASANTPORE IS A LOYAL VASSAL : MICKEY PANTY
Speaking at the joint press conference, Vice Hegemon thanked Comprador Loong for the hospitality, and described "Peasantpore as an loyal vassal” to the world.
“Peasantpore kowtow to Uncle Sam, we then give investment to make Peasantpore our Unsinkable Aircraft Carrier near Straits of Malacca,” he said,
“Even when PRC Panda play bastard and make life difficult for Peasantpore, Comprador Loong remembered his Ah Pa's teaching to pay homage to Uncle Sam. You see what happen to Bandit Najib, he try to play us out and sarpok PRC Pandas, we took him out,” he said. “You sarpok Uncle Sam, you get goodies, you try to play the goat, you see what happen to Sukarno or Najib!”
“You can read the history books, when Ming Shina in power, every regional vassal tribal chief must pay tribute or send their children as hostages in the Forbidden Palace. You ask the Viets, whom they hate more, Yankees or the Chinks” he added.
Mr Panty also encouraged ASEAN basketcases to continue to balk Commie PRC Pandas, and stressed that Uncle Sam can knock out North Korea Fatso Kim within 4 hours.
"Farking hell, you play with Uncle Sam, you see how we carpet bomb Nazi Germans, nuke the Japs, bomb North Koreans and Vietcongs back to Stone Age, read your history books", he quipped.
