The Clown Prince who secured the position as Paramount Autocrat of Peasantpore via Dynastic Politics, will be making his annual spin speech this weekend. Currently his minions and lackeys are lampooned as baboons who spent $$ and turn the YOG into a circus. On the ground, stories of dog food, children standing in the rain, wasting money to prop ticket sales have enraged many peasants. In addition, the regime imposed several silly rules and make life difficult for stupid peasants to please foreign prima donnas. To add salt to injury, a eastern european turkey had the gall to complain about the shabby faculties despite the overspending e.g. >200 million peanuts.
The Paramount Autocrat knew this attack on the lackeys and minions is nothing but a veiled bombardment by stupid peasants who are fed up with the liberal foreign leech policy. Therefore they are venting their anger by nitpicking the various gabras by the inept YOG committee (made up of swines and ex-Mindef baboons). Hence Paramount Autocrat will surely praise the swines and baboons despite their goof ups in the Spin Speech during the weekend. Minion Viv and Lackey Ng will be given a glowing pat on their backs despite staging a circus act this weekend!
The entire YOG has turned into a wayang and the world witness the disunity of Peasantpore. Despite the grand intention to showcase peasantpore to the world, it degenerate into a m&d slinging exercise with baboons and peasants taking potshots at each other daily. The Dog Food Scandal reminded stupid peasants of their status. Lackey Ng had to lie that children are happy to stand in the rain. The Gestapo had to resort to fines to stop peasants from indulging in road hogging (national pastime other than bashing maids and bullying banglas).
The Paramount Autocrat knew this attack on the lackeys and minions is nothing but a veiled bombardment by stupid peasants who are fed up with the liberal foreign leech policy. Therefore they are venting their anger by nitpicking the various gabras by the inept YOG committee (made up of swines and ex-Mindef baboons). Hence Paramount Autocrat will surely praise the swines and baboons despite their goof ups in the Spin Speech during the weekend. Minion Viv and Lackey Ng will be given a glowing pat on their backs despite staging a circus act this weekend!
The entire YOG has turned into a wayang and the world witness the disunity of Peasantpore. Despite the grand intention to showcase peasantpore to the world, it degenerate into a m&d slinging exercise with baboons and peasants taking potshots at each other daily. The Dog Food Scandal reminded stupid peasants of their status. Lackey Ng had to lie that children are happy to stand in the rain. The Gestapo had to resort to fines to stop peasants from indulging in road hogging (national pastime other than bashing maids and bullying banglas).
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