Hart: "You think it is a horrible outfit? Yah lor, blame the blue polka dots. I would look better if they are red polka dots but management said die, die cannot wear red wor."
Singapore Lions fans: "KNNBCCB. COE price high, housing price high, food price high, and now football tickets price high. And just because the FAS won the Suzuki Cup..."
Torres:"Wah mai tia! Wah mai tia! (I don't want to listen!) You keep telling me to rediscover my scoring touch when I was at Liverpool. How about you? Why don't you rediscover your winning touch when you were at Liverpool?"
Walcott (thinking): "I am renewing my contract with Arsenal only because I can't get a 100,000 pounds a week move to Man United."
Wenger (thinking): "We are offering Walcott a new contract only because I can't sign Khairul Amri from Singapore Lions for a fraction of Walcott's salary."