Caption Your Pics.

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Fowler: "I hate ACS snobs!"

Kean: "F**k off, RI bastards!"

 

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Owen: "Liverpool is my boyhood club. I can never, ever imagine playing for Man U."

 

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Murphy: "Who is the referee sending off: you or me?"

Irwin: "The card is red, so it must be you. I am wearing white, so if he is sending me off he would have shown a white card."

Murphy: "Wah you are so smart. Which school were you from?"

Irwin: "I also wear all white in school. I am from the school that produces prime ministers and MPs: RI."

 

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Mascherano: "You don't know the rules ref! I am wearing white not red. If you are sending me off it should be a white card."

Ref (with sacarsm): "Which 'top school' are you from huh?"

Mascherano: "I am from ITE."

 

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Liverpool players: "Come on lah ref! Why you always show the red card and not the white card?"

Referee: "I only carry 2 red cards. No white card."

 

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Evra: "I got wash my hand. Got use Dettol some more. You want to smell?"

(Suarez refuses to shake hands with Evra.)

 

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Dudek: "This should be an easy catch...hey, what's that on the grass? A 2 pence...hey, where did the ball go?"

 

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Murphy: "Who you calling shorty?"

 

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Neville: "Nah, here is your 2 pence back. I will not take anything from a scouser."

 

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Yup, that fat bloke on the left is indeed a footballer.

(Neil Ruddock)

 

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Neville: "Nah, it is only 2 pence, I dun want. I will take only if it is a 1 pound coin."

 

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Grobbelaar: "Bak chiew tak stamp is simi meaning?"

 

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Evans: "KNN, even before the game has started you are already diving during the warm-up."

 

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Ferguson: "Eh, Mourinho, Guardiola, the government has raised the retirement age limit so I can't retire yet. Can you wait 5 years?"

 

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Webb: "What's it Sir Ferguson?...You don't think that was a penalty?...You were in a better position than me to see that?...Hmmm, maybe your are right, as usual....Alright, I will blow for a foul by Suaraz on Vidic instead. Thank you for your wise and impartial counsel, sir....And, by the way, the mangoes you sent me were very sweet. What mangoes are those?...Palmer mangoes?...No wonder....Always a pleasure to referee your team, Sir Ferguson...I look forward to the next game but this could be some time away though....Oh, you will have a word with the referee association on this?...Jolly good....No, no, no, no need for mangoes next time....well, if you insist....thank you, you are so kind."

 

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Mourinho: "My Real Madrid stint is certainly over, but which red team should I manage next: Man U, Liverpool or Singapore Lions?"

(Real Madrid manager Jose Mourinho at Old Trafford watching the Man U vs Liverpool game.)

 

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Skrtel: "Did you see what knocked you down? Was it a red Ferrari?"

Reina: "No, I think it was small and was made-in-Japan."

(Reina injured after a collision with Kagawa.)

 

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Pulis: "Oi, what is this ref? You are inviting Benitez for tea in your referee's room during half-time but you are not inviting me?"

 

[oldnews]

Neville: Hey Scouser you want a handjob?

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Pulis : bets , bets , bets anyone ?

Pulis: "Oi, what is this ref? You are inviting Benitez for tea in your referee's room during half-time but you are not inviting me?"