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JC :Shit I shouldnt have eaten the soap after lunch. Now all the bubbles coming out.
TS : Hey Mario you look like an overgrown retarded ape ,hahaha
MB : Hahaha, is that good or bad ah?
"Give me back my money!!!"
Arsene Wenger has suspected that there is a spy in the training ground
as time and again his tactics has been exposed.
Tevez: "Hey don't run so fast leh. I want to ask you about that famous chicken rice stall in Watford: nice to eat or not?"
Bent: "Nahbeh. They told me my strike partner is Christian, so I was expecting Benteke, not a female lion called Christian."
Mansfield fan: "Since you like to handle the ball so much, come and join me as a juggler in the circus."
(Suarez handled the ball before scoring.)
Hasting players: "Where the fuck is U?"
Non-league Hastings was only playing MFC (Middlesbrough), not MUFC (Man Utd), in the FA Cup.
Tevez : Wow this guy looks very chio from this angle.
Terry: "I am driving my red Ferrari!"
Neville: "KNNBCCB! Not another hit-and-run driver again!!!"
Red Ferrari langar blue Comfort taxi.
Hasting players : Can you repeat that please, Mother what Club ?
Arsene Wenger had to assure his players that he is not signing Balotelli before the players felt safe to come out and train.
Guy below : Hoi the 2 pence price didnt include this position !
Wenger : Come on guys, style must have, positioning must, have intricacy must have but lose never mind.
Nani: "What do you mean my transfer to Arsenal is not going through? I have already sold my Jurong East HDB flat and paid a record cash-over-valuation for my new executive condo in London."
Security guy : Mr Sam Leong, you are under arrest again!!
Ferguson: "Ho say ah! Got 4 minutes of added time! That's a lot of time for Robin van Persie to try and score an equaliser. Maybe he can score the winner with the remaining 3 minutes."
L.Messi: Kekeke... the guy behind think he can win the Ballon d'Or,
not say i want to say, he can wait long long, unless i quit football hor.
(Messi for winning the Ballon d'Or for the 4th straight year)
Ronaldo: "Messi may be the world's best player, but he is the world's worst dresser. I may be the second-best player to him but I am still the most yang tao player and that matters the most to me."