Caption Your Pics.

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Mancini: "Helloooo to my cutie pooch at home. Koochi, koochi, koo..."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Joe Hart: "Who the f**k is this nobody who dare to score against me and the mighty Man City?"

 

[Baimi]

ok, I surrender, you win, Thierry Henry is better than me.

 

[Baimi]

Siow liao, penalty missed, got free hair blower again,
no wonder my hair keep dropping, must book date for transplant again.

 

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Celtic's new signing: Xavi (centre) and Andres Iniesta (right). And that little bloke on the left? Buy 2, get 1 free.

 

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Wenger: "You all stop sniggering at my new striker."

 

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Joe Cole: "This Stewart Downing...his crosses are too high. Who does he think I am...Andy Carroll?"

 

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Jermaine Defoe: "These lightweight boots are really light and springly....hey! I've got lift-off!"

 

[Baimi]

At the end of UCL game with Ajax, Man City facing elimination.....
"Didn't my boss struck a deal with you guys?"

Later, at the press conference...
"The problem is mis-communication,erh.. with the referee and asistances,
for the last 2 games, we will win at any price.

 

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Terry: "Nabeh Suarez, why the f**k did you clatter into me so hard?"
Suarez: "They told me to 'Kick Racism Out of Football' mah."

 

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"KNN, what hit me? It was so fast I only saw a blur but it looked like a red Ferrari."

 

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The moment a red Ferrari smashed into a blue Comfort taxi. Investigations later revealed that the Ferrari was set to 'Race' mode.

Correction. Ferrari was set to 'Racist' mode.

 

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"Pull yourself together, Stevie G. We know you regretted not joining Chelsea and missed out on winning the FA Cup, the Premier League and the Champions League; but can you do the crying after the game?"

 

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Pardew: "I sold Andy Carroll to Liverpool for 35 million pounds. Now you have him on loan free. Is it time to settle?"
Allardyce: "The money is already in your Swiss bank account."

 

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Allardyce: "Andy Carroll, intimidate their goalkeeper! Make yourself big and scary! Like this!"

 

[Baimi]

Wait, wait referee don't start the game first.
I need a toilet break.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

You know your team-mates are getting old and slow when they take an eternity to reach you to celebrate your goal.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Suarez: "My team-mates don't want to congratulate me on my goal huh? I don't need them; I have got 2 million friends on Facebook."

 

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Torres: "Pleeease! Please don't give me straight red card. I want to face my old club Liverpool the next week."
Ref Clattenburg: "I always pun chance one. Okie dokie, only a yellow card for you."
Torres: "Kum sia! Kum sia!"

 

[wathecrap]

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Yes you Leongsam, you are the central defender today