Caption Your Pics.

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In his autobiography, Roy Hodgson revealed that he was pulled in different directions by the new club owners and by the players during his time managing Liverpool.

 

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Ibrahimovic (after his wonder overhead goal against England):"My agent tells me there are five new teams interested in signing me. But what is sepak takraw huh? Is that a top team somewhere in the Middle East?"

 

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Gangnam Style!

 

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David Luiz to Falcao: "Here, Roman Abramovich wants you to try on the Chelsea jersey."

 

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Joe Hart, be serious ok, stop laughing.

 

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The reason why Messi did not score when Argentina played Saudi Arabia.

 

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Unfortunately for Messi, the security guard supports Real Madrid and his favourite player is Cristiano Ronaldo.

 

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Scholes: "This SK-II facial product that Giggs recommended is quite good. Already I can feel the skin tightening."

 

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The party supporters react in dismay as news came through that they have lost the Hougang GRC by the slimmest of margins.

 

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Taarabt:"Shit, every time we lose we kena f**ked by everyone: the owner, the boss, the fans, the media. Here we go again, bending down to be f**ked again for the upteempth time."

 

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Ruddy: "Scholes, you are my hero! Can I have your autograph for my son? Pleeease...."
Scholes: "OK, ok but now not. And please stop trying to suck my cock."

 

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Bloody hell, they should have told me to wear a safety helmet
to play in this ground.

 

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I know, I know, time is running out, I got bad and good news to announce to the press,
First, the bad news is we did not win in 12 consercutive game.
The good news is we can't get any lower.
(QPR for rooted at the bottom of the table)

 

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Sturridge: "Torres, I heard the boss wants to sell you and buy Falcao. I asked the boss to let me wear your number 9 jersey after you are gone."

Torres: "Sturridge, I heard the boss has to sell both of us in order to afford Falcao. I heard you are wearing the number 9 jersey. At QPR. "

 

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Yup, only Harry Potter the wizard can save QPR now.

 

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Rooney: "If I can do a granny prostitute, I sure can do a 38-year old man. Come on Scholesy!"

 

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Who needs 007 when West Brom has Zoop Zoop 7, agents who destroyed Chelsea?

 

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Roberto di Matteo found out he was going to be sacked the day before when Chelsea made a boo boo and rolled out this taxi advertisement one day too early.

 

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Chelsea certainly do things in style. When di Matteo was sacked, the club arranged for a taxi to help di Matteo bring his things home. Not just any taxi, but a personalised one.

 

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Benitez: "What!!?? di Matteo (the previous manager) gave you all a tea break during training?"