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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 would fall out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that...

Husband and wife are like 2 tires of a vehicle . If one punctures, the vehicle can't move further. Moral : Always keep a spare tire.... Women live a better, longer and peaceful life ..!! Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife .. !!!

A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his mates and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only aboriginee in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking...

An intelligent wife is one who spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman.

The New Alphabet A's for arthritis;B's the bad back,C's the chest pains,perhaps car-d-iac D is for dental decay and decline,E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!F is for fissures and fluid retention,G is for gas which I'd rather not mention H is high blood pressure--I'd...

Define contraceptive pill? It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid Pregnancy . On a NUDE beach a man shakes hand with a lady & says: Pleased to meet U! Lady: Yeah, I can SEE that .... !!

A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his meeting tomorrow, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is a vending...

test your patience Watch this until Sylvester catches Tweety..(wait for it. It's worth it)... After Tweety is caught, scroll down... This was an idiot test. How long did you watch? 0-2 seconds - there's hope for...

Doctor: Your knees are all blistered. Lady: Coz of doggy style! Doctor: Can't you do it any other style? Lady: Oh, I can, but the dog can't!

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot by the woman's husband.

Clementi bro, but never patronised

how Premier Thaksin first made his money

Six Truths in Life 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility. 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it. 3. And discover #1 is a lie. 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will...

Yes this has happened to me many times too. Many people including adults lack general awareness these days and it is quite apparent among pedestrians who as you say are engrossed in their own thoughts, music or chat. We just have to heighten our own awareness to compensate for them. Bro, I'm...

The regular and erstwhile contributors to this thread. From left to right yinyang, jubilee1919, pisspot, hornylee and 8868

NUDIST CLUB A man A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says...

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple". A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,"...

Men 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them. 4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one Around. 5. Although they always...

Mine too bro.

An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"