Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

[songsongpunggol]

Re: Cartoons to chill

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and
spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me,
can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I
don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees
north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the woman,
"How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically
correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact
is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything,
you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am," replied
the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air.

You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people
beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same
position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

 

[jubilee1919]

Re: Cartoons to chill

 

[pisspot]

Husband and wife are like 2 tires of a vehicle .
If one punctures, the vehicle can't move further.
Moral : Always keep a spare tire....

Women live a better, longer and peaceful life ..!!
Why?
Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife .. !!!

 

[pisspot]

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large
plastic garbage bags behind
her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 would
fall out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are
$20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back
and see if I can find them.
Thanks for telling me officer."

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.“Where did you get all that
money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next
to a Golf course. A lot of
Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my
flower Garden. It used to really
tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know.
Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, I stand behind
the fence by the knot hole,
real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his
thing through my fence, I
surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or
off it comes'."

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck!
Oh, by the way, what's in
the other bag?"

The old lady said, "Well, not everybody pays."....

 

[Grace]

The New Apple iTit.

Sinkie Lazy Idiots Inc. had already invented the ez-Link breast implant.
See how all those Lazy Arses who used their breast to tap the ez-Link card on our buses?
Thats where Apple got the idea.
x
x
x
:*:

 

[hornylee]

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

 

[yinyang]

of weirdos, just some selection here :p

http://sobadsogood.com/2012/11/14/38-of-the-weirdest-unexplainable-images-on-the-internet/

 

[yinyang]

More sick weirdos :p

 

[jubilee1919]

I decided to go fishing with my buddy, but some girls showed up scaring all the fish away!

 

[jubilee1919]

If it's one thing I know about women, It's ...

...I know nothing about women!

...they can go from 0 to bitch in .003 seconds.

...boobs!

...they taste good!

(Please add yours)

 

[yinyang]

 

[yinyang]

More ...

 

[yinyang]

 

[Danube]

The old lady said, "Well, not everybody pays."....

another casualty. sad sad.. may u RIP.

 

[Danube]

Did u guys credit your source? copy and paste only. spam la.

 

[yinyang]

Did u guys credit your source? copy and paste only. spam la.

You probably need reading glasses. Many pics here has source enbedded.

No need to spread your miserable sob flavour (and negativity) here. Unless it's therapy for your depression

 

[mamadrama]

You probably need reading glasses. Many pics here has source enbedded.

No need to spread your miserable sob flavour (and negativity) here. Unless it's therapy for your depression

Hear hear , well replied . He needs a brain too lol lol lol

 

[yinyang]

Hear hear , well replied . He needs a brain too lol lol lol

He missed out on his dosage of the blue pill. Cannot even get it up despite Jub's untiring efforts :p

 

[Danube]

pisspot
DerekDuhh
kickmehard
upzmypointsnow

four casualties. sad sad.. RIP..

 

[yinyang]

four casualties. sad sad.. RIP..

Not unless you believe in reincarnation. Take your pick of zodiac