Any one has HSBC bank account?

I am thinking of opening a bank account with them.

wait! my girl is with Clariden Leu, if you park 10-15 million with her next time you want to withdraw $250 for weekend pizza she will bring it to your doorstep
 
wait! my girl is with Clariden Leu, if you park 10-15 million with her next time you want to withdraw $250 for weekend pizza she will bring it to your doorstep

10-15 million customers won't get just that service, do they? In the insurance industry, you'll be surprise how many girls are opening their legs for a well paid policy. Actually not only in insurance. Remember Cecilia Sue? :D
 
10-15 million customers won't get just that service, do they?

my girl is a replica of LWL, she is safe

( come to think of it, not quite leh, GD still loose )
 
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Back then to open ordinary savings account in foreign banks like HSBC, Chase Manhattan and the likes....minimum is $10k....
Now with foreign banks offering unsecured credit....no money also can open an account.


They usually have a minimum amount you must maintain. Otherwise they will charge you a fee.
 
You owe Citibank, their lawyer's letter is fast & furious...then you get a CITIBANG!

Same, same with any of the banks in Spore:( However at least with Citibank there's some standard not like DBS. DBS must be the laughing stock among the banking community: discarding of safety boxes, failing ATM network, poorly handles skimming cases, .....
 
10-15 million customers won't get just that service, do they? In the insurance industry, you'll be surprise how many girls are opening their legs for a well paid policy. Actually not only in insurance. Remember Cecilia Sue? :D
I'll choose an extra cheese pepperoni pizza over Cecilia Sue anytime
 
Back then to open ordinary savings account in foreign banks like HSBC, Chase Manhattan and the likes....minimum is $10k....
Now with foreign banks offering unsecured credit....no money also can open an account.
last time, got 1 time, me went 2 citibank, say wanna open a/c ...

dey told me 2 go 2 posb 2 open ... :rolleyes: :oIo:
 
last time, got 1 time, me went 2 citibank, say wanna open a/c ...

dey told me 2 go 2 posb 2 open ... :rolleyes: :oIo:

I think I know the problem. You went there with $3.3824 and wanted to open an account right? ;)
 
They provide great service. I can open an HSBC bank account anywhere in the world.

The reason i wanna close the DBS account is because of their lousy customer service and they way DBS provide the service.

They sent me a new debit card which i didn't ask for it. I have changed the card not too long ago, i think is less than a year. The same manner that i was issue a new card out of nowhere.

they told me that it is the added security feature so they want to change all cards.

My debit card it tie to paypal and google wallet and if i change my card again , i need to re-key in all my account informations of these online accounts.

i was not happy and i call to ask,

The pinoy helps me to cancel my current card and keep the old card.

Then she said," if there is any security breach in your old card, we are not responsible."

Then i told her i will cancel all my DBS accounts in a few months time. Good Bye.

What that, i decided to cancel all my DBS accounts.

What the fuck is that?? DBS screwed up the security and the inconvenience has to come to me, if i do not do what they "order", they will fuck care if i screwed up.

What kind of service is that???

If they are taught by DBS to provide service like that, why they hell will i need to have an account with them.

Who the hell do they think they are????
 
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Same, same with any of the banks in Spore:( However at least with Citibank there's some standard not like DBS. DBS must be the laughing stock among the banking community: discarding of safety boxes, failing ATM network, poorly handles skimming cases, .....

What do you expect from that bank? whose contractor employ ah nehs by the bus loads & uses back up manual 0.1 in ring binders, where you can get the latest on the CLOUD! ha ha ha
 
I doubt so, there is usually a letter to you, if they want to remove the boxes, maybe you missed that. In the event that you or representative did not turn up, the box is removed or open in the presence of two bank officers, who will view the contents, list it, type it out & signed & the contents will be sealed again in whatever containers with a seal, that is wax.

You sure, they just take it out without informing you & well might that be, Hong Kong?;)

ya lor. duno but recently was thinking to apply for safe deposit box with dbs or posb. still confused. Can anybody suggest me?
 
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