What should a Sinkie do when an ang moh is beating you up?

[Debonerman]

1) Fight back? Wrong! you will be charged by the Singapore Police Force for affray.....And God help you if you hurt Lee Kuan Yew's beloved pets!

2) Call Police? Right! If your fingers are still working because you are only paralysed from the waist down after the ang moh had broke only your lower vertebrae.

3) Say sorry to the ang moh and beg to have the honor of crawling through his parted legs? Best option! One very much favored by the PAP Government you had voted in time and time again.

Establish a new pledge for all Sinkie children to recite. Something along the line of PAP and Ang Moh Tua Kee!

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

Establish a new pledge for all Sinkie children to recite. Something along the line of PAP and Ang Moh Tua Kee!

Xiaxue Wendy Cheng sue you for copyright infringement then you know!

 

[Debonerman]

Xiaxue Wendy Cheng sue you for copyright infringement then you know!

As if she could rise to such height of absurdity!

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

As if she could rise to such height of absurdity!

Absurdity is not something unfamiliar to her.

 

[Narong Wongwan]

At the rate common sinkies are being treated as 2nd-3rd class citizens by foreigners in our own country...
It seems Sinkieland is turning into an international concession territory ala what happened in china 100 over years ago.
When are we ceding Sentosa, Pulau Ubin and Tekong to foreign powers?

 

[wikiphile]

Stomp it, no seriously defend yourself.

 

[Debonerman]

At the rate common sinkies are being treated as 2nd-3rd class citizens by foreigners in our own country...
It seems Sinkieland is turning into an international concession territory ala what happened in china 100 over years ago.
When are we ceding Sentosa, Pulau Ubin and Tekong to foreign powers?

What do you mean when with regard to Sentosa? Ever heard of Sentosa Cove?

 

[Unrepented]

Sentosa already gone case leow.:o

At the rate common sinkies are being treated as 2nd-3rd class citizens by foreigners in our own country...
It seems Sinkieland is turning into an international concession territory ala what happened in china 100 over years ago.
When are we ceding Sentosa, Pulau Ubin and Tekong to foreign powers?

 

[Debonerman]

Stomp it, no seriously defend yourself.

For the average man, with what? If they have the juice jizz susu and muay thai skills of clinton666 or Boberella Sim Kheng Hwee aka leetahbar cock sucking skills, then it's an option.

 

[erection2015]

They can WARN mighty USA but cant protect us. Ironic right?

 

[myfoot123]

1) 3) Say sorry to the ang moh and beg to have the honor of crawling through his parted legs? Best option! One very much favored by the PAP Government you had voted in time and time again.

Yup, option (3) is still the safe bet but that only apply to 60% sinkies There is another option that most likely 40% Singaporeans will adopt and that is.:

Apologise and offer to buy beer for Tua Kee. Make sure he drank it until his Tua Kee became Suay Kee because the beer has special ingredients. Than the Tua Kee Ang Mo lang lang and cry home.

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

Apologise and offer to buy beer for Tua Kee. Make sure he drank it until his Tua Kee became Suay Kee because the beer has special ingredients. Than the Tua Kee Ang Mo lang lang and cry home.

Call Ramseth to the rescue. He can break the neck of a man twice his size with his bare hands. But you must treat him dog meat after that, and its little hard to find that in SG.

 

[kingrant]

No need. He can eat the man he has killed. FOC.

Call Ramseth to the rescue. He can break the neck of a man twice his size with his bare hands. But you must treat him dog meat after that, and its little hard to find that in SG.

 

[Balls2U]

I would go for option 1 for sure! Whack the shit out of that bastard first then talk! Even if I get charged and convicted for causing hurt under section 323 of the Penal Code, it will be a fine at most! I'll be glad to pay it!

 

[Debonerman]

I would go for option 1 for sure! Whack the shit out of that bastard first then talk! Even if I get charged and convicted for causing hurt under section 323 of the Penal Code, it will be a fine at most! I'll be glad to pay it!

Break a bone and it's 325 with caning. Are you over 50 like moi?

 

[Hahahaman]

I'd recommend the "NO more father's day kick". Its very useful

[video=youtube;-hH1XqJ453g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hH1XqJ453g[/video]

 

[Ramseth]

1) Fight back? Wrong! you will be charged by the Singapore Police Force for affray.....And God help you if you hurt Lee Kuan Yew's beloved pets!

2) Call Police? Right! If your fingers are still working because you are only paralysed from the waist down after the ang moh had broke only your lower vertebrae.

3) Say sorry to the ang moh and beg to have the honor of crawling through his parted legs? Best option! One very much favored by the PAP Government you had voted in time and time again.

Establish a new pledge for all Sinkie children to recite. Something along the line of PAP and Ang Moh Tua Kee!

That's too self-defeatist. Just fight back and beat the shit out of him. I've done that from Singapore to USA. I don't go around looking for fights but sometimes, a man got to do what a man got to. The police couldn't do anything to me. I don't even want the police to do anything for me, like arresting and charge that bugger if he's in the wrong first. Fight it out and settle it there and then. Leave the police out. They have more important things to do like catching robbers and murderers.

Call Ramseth to the rescue. He can break the neck of a man twice his size with his bare hands. But you must treat him dog meat after that, and its little hard to find that in SG.

No need. He can eat the man he has killed. FOC.

I'm a meat eater, not a cannibal.

 

[Unrepented]

Like sleeping in the multi storey carpark

............ Leave the police out. They have more important things to do like catching robbers and murderers.





I'm a meat eater, not a cannibal.

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

1) Fight back? Wrong! you will be charged by the Singapore Police Force for affray.....And God help you if you hurt Lee Kuan Yew's beloved pets!

2) Call Police? Right! If your fingers are still working because you are only paralysed from the waist down after the ang moh had broke only your lower vertebrae.

3) Say sorry to the ang moh and beg to have the honor of crawling through his parted legs? Best option! One very much favored by the PAP Government you had voted in time and time again.

Establish a new pledge for all Sinkie children to recite. Something along the line of PAP and Ang Moh Tua Kee!

2 words Hoot Back!
Win or lose nevermind. Kan ni na bu phua chee bye! I no die, he will die.:oIo:

 

[zeddy]

Retaliation is a Must against these Violent Foreign Thrash..