Yes, ugly patchy stuff. But the uncles wouldn't mind.
Good advice.
I accompanied my Thai GF to a temple for tattoo before. She kept saying she was dreaming of the karmic wheel regularly and want to have it tattooed. It was just a small wheel above her buttocks. A monk did it with old fashioned needle and ink freehand. It took less than two hours. Free in principle but of course we'd have to donate something. I donated 2,000 baht into the box. But frankly, it was quite erotic to see her strip down for the tattooing. I was at full steam. I wonder about the monk tattoo artist. I think that he's full steam too unless he's castrated. I was thinking, lucky I accompanied her, otherwise she might be raped.