Racist/Professionalcist Jokes

[SneeringTree]

Q: What do you call a [insert favourite race or occupation] buried up to the neck with sand?

A: Not enough sand


Q: Why is it wrong to drive a van off a cliff with four [insert favourite race or occupation] in it?

A: Because you can at least stuff three more in the van.


Q: You are trapped in a manhole with a revolver, a [insert favourite race or occupation] and five poisonous snakes. What do you do?

A: Shoot the [insert favourite race or occupation] six times.

 

[KNNBCCB]

Q: What do you call AH NEH buried up to the neck with sand?

A: Not enough sand


Q: Why is it wrong to drive a van off a cliff with four AH NEHS in it?

A: Because you can at least stuff three more in the van.


Q: You are trapped in a manhole with a revolver, an AH NEH and five poisonous snakes. What do you do?

A: Shoot the AH NEH six times.

 

[eErotica69]

Which ex-Minister in Singapore had 4 profession?

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Answer: Minister Dr Ahmad Mattar!

 

[KuanTi01]

Which ex-Minister in Singapore had 4 profession?

.....Doctor

.....Driver (Ahmad)

......Police Officer (Mattar)

Last but not least, he was Minister of the Environment! Tio bo?

Answer: Minister Dr Ahmad Mattar!

 

[eErotica69]

Which ex-Minister in Singapore had 4 profession?

.....Doctor

.....Driver (Ahmad)

......Police Officer (Mattar)

Last but not least, he was Minister of the Environment! Tio bo?

Answer: Minister Dr Ahmad Mattar!

Tio lah. Tomorrow I up you 3 points!!

 

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Q. what do you call an Ah Neh with white teeth?
A: Darkie toothpaste

Q. Why must we separate ah neh during working hours?
A. bec they will start talking nonstop

Q. What happen when an ah neh copy Ang Mo bake bread?
A. They invented roti prata

Q. Why was belly dancing so popular with Ah neh?
A. bec almost all ah neh have belly

Q. Why was Ah neh so crazy over chinese woman
A. bec they can see the chinese face clearly

 

[KNNBCCB]

Q. Why must we separate ah neh during working hours?
A. bec they will start talking nonstop

And that is why they need a "Full Stop" at their forehead !

 

[EssaiveE]

Q. what do you call an Ah Neh with white teeth?
A: Darkie toothpaste

Q. Why must we separate ah neh during working hours?
A. bec they will start talking nonstop

Q. What happen when an ah neh copy Ang Mo bake bread?
A. They invented roti prata

Q. Why was belly dancing so popular with Ah neh?
A. bec almost all ah neh have belly

Q. Why was Ah neh so crazy over chinese woman
A. bec they can see the chinese face clearly

here's an alternate version

Q. what do you call an Ah Neh with white teeth?
A: floating teeth in a dark room

Q. Why must we separate ah neh during working hours?
A. because they will open a prata stall in the office

Q. What happen when an ah neh copy Ang Mo bake bread?
A. they will start a new dish and claim it originated from India in the 18th century

Q. Why was belly dancing so popular with Ah neh?
A. bec almost all ah neh have belly (some hairy)

Q. Why was Ah neh so crazy over chinese woman
A. because they got nicer legs with no facial hair.

 

[lovesamleong]

Which ex-Minister in Singapore had 4 profession?

Lee Kuan Yew

1. Minister
2. Member of Parliament
3. Lawyer
4. Conman

 

[Muachee]

Ah Neh Hell

An Ah Neh dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?"

He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in? "Because maintenance is so bad >that>>the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the cafeteria..."

 

[Boliao]

And that is why they need a "Full Stop" at their forehead !

Why do Ah Neh tilt their heads left to right when talking to each other?

A: Their language is so crap that they inserted infra red in their forehead. They are trying to line up the infra red for transfer.

 

[SneeringTree]

You guys are racist leh.

 

[KNNBCCB]

You guys are racist leh.

The Thread Starter lagi racist hor. .

 

[Ramseth]

OK Chinese folks, let's laugh at ourselves for a change.

Q: What do you call a Chinese buried up to the neck with sand?

A: [Insert your favourite Chinese emperor or dictator] ran out of sand.

Q: Why is it wrong to drive a van off a cliff with four Chinese in it?

A: What a waste of the van.

Q: You are trapped in a manhole with a revolver, Chinese and five poisonous snakes. What do you do?

A: Give your revolver to him and he'll cook the snakes.

 

[SneeringTree]

The Thread Starter lagi racist hor. .

What what? You can suibstitute "ah nehs" with "politicians" or "lawyers", etc.

 

[KuanTi01]

Tks bro! This Dr don't play play! He is a real multi-tasker! I am not joking!

 

[glockman]

Three men on a small boat. One is chinese, one is m&d, one is ah neh.

A big wave capsized the boat. Sharks came and devoured the chinese and the m&d. Left the ah neh only. Why?

Because the sharks thought the ah neh was a piece of whale shit.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

OK Chinese folks, let's laugh at ourselves for a change.

Q: What do you call a Chinese buried up to the neck with sand?

A: [Insert your favourite Chinese emperor or dictator] ran out of sand.

Q: Why is it wrong to drive a van off a cliff with four Chinese in it?

A: What a waste of the van.

Q: You are trapped in a manhole with a revolver, Chinese and five poisonous snakes. What do you do?

A: Give your revolver to him and he'll cook the snakes.

Basket knew it would be you. Nowadays we don't need goflykite or yellow_ppl. You are better than them.