Fleeting Pleasures

[Claire]

fleeing pleasure for me is getting invited by “sha” to her potluck party, showing up with quinoa salad, but after ringing the doorbell there’s only sha herself at the doorway donning her ultra transparent lingerie. after dropping off the salad i flee.

You must have been devastated. You deserve it for having ulterior carnal motives. Ha Ha...

 

[eatshitndie]

You must have been devastated. You deserve it for having ulterior carnal motives. Ha Ha...

you’re right. i’m devastated. i look forward to meeting “she” at sha’s potluck party but she pranks me and reveals much of sha in her skin at the door. i wish she is she and not sha but sha wishes i am wishing for sha instead of she.

 

[Mark9999]

May I ask, what are your simple pleasures in your life?

@glockman derives his simple pleasures by using his Glock19 on inconsiderate and reckless PMD scumbags.

Right Glocky?

 

[Mark9999]

I think you are mistaken. If you guys really want to know the truth, suffice to say, I know that animal which you have mentioned in person, intimately at some stage of my life. We are just friends now. I hope this clarifies once and for all.

Suffice to say,
in the absense of concrete proof,

I trust you to be spilling the tooth,
the whole tooth,
and nothing but the tooth,

so help us God..

 

[glockman]

May I ask, what are your simple pleasures in your life?

Of course you may ask, my fair maiden. I enjoy simple pleasures like digging my nose, clearing out my ear wax. I also like strolling by the beach and inhaling the salty air, I like the smell of freshly cut grass, I like to pat stray cats and dogs when they allow me. Not forgetting watching the sun set and seeing the rays light up the clouds, so beautiful.

 

[glockman]

@glockman derives his simple pleasures by using his Glock19 on inconsiderate and reckless PMD scumbags.

Right Glocky?

Yes, you are right! But don't advertise here lah. I want to let Claire have a good opinion of me.

 

[zhihau]

eating my duck egg char kway teow or pig’s blood curd and intestine soup... yummy...

 

[Mark9999]

Yes, you are right! But don't advertise here lah. I want to let Claire have a good opinion of me.

Paiseh, Paiseh.....

My Bad.

 

[Mark9999]

eating my duck egg char kway teow or pig’s blood curd and intestine soup... yummy...

PowDerful ingredients before Tantric Sex..

 

[Claire]

Of course you may ask, my fair maiden. I enjoy simple pleasures like digging my nose, clearing out my ear wax. I also like strolling by the beach and inhaling the salty air, I like the smell of freshly cut grass, I like to pat stray cats and dogs when they allow me. Not forgetting watching the sun set and seeing the rays light up the clouds, so beautiful.

Save for the ear wax and nose digging , the rest sounds good

 

[Claire]

eating my duck egg char kway teow or pig’s blood curd and intestine soup... yummy...

Is that your fleeting pleasure or real happiness?

 

[glockman]

Save for the ear wax and nose digging , the rest sounds good

You mean you don't do those things? Come on, we're all humans. I also like to have satisfying farts. Especially long ones.

 

[Claire]

Suffice to say,
in the absense of concrete proof,

I trust you to be spilling the tooth,
the whole tooth,
and nothing but the tooth,

so help us God..

I hope you get an extremely bad toothache on a Sunday when all the dental clinics are shut.

 

[Claire]

You mean you don't do those things? Come on, we're all humans. I also like to have satisfying farts. Especially long ones.

T.M.I.

 

[Mark9999]

I hope you get an extremely bad toothache on a Sunday when all the dental clinics are shut.

Too Late Gal.

An OLD OLD ah-pek like me,

My tooth and teeth and hair are all gone Long Long ago.

So, NO more toothache..

 

[Claire]

Too Late Gal.

An OLD OLD ah-pek like me,

My tooth and teeth and hair are all gone Long Long ago.

So, NO more toothache..

May your gums rot further!

 

[Mark9999]

You mean you don't do those things? Come on, we're all humans. I also like to have satisfying farts. Especially long ones.

Sir,

Think you missed out going Church every Sundays.

 

[Mark9999]

May your gums rot further!

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[Claire]

Sir,

Think you missed out going Church every Sundays.

I wouldn't be surprised that his fart would reverse its order of motion and defy gravity, leaping out of his mouth like what he writes.

 

[Claire]

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Thank you.