Women Likes to Speak in "tongues"!?!

[AhMeng]

Stepped into office at 9.45am today...still wondering...

Last nite, my current GF was especially nice to me... she even bought for me my favorite Haagen Daz ice cream - Salted Caramel flavour and added maple syrup with two nice angmo type almond wafer thins to go along. I was pleasantly happy...

In the middle of the nite, I felt her arm wrapping over my chest and I thought I heard her saying "I love you very much dear..." Anyway, too tired to respond.

Woke up in the morning, as usual... dressed up and drove her to work first and then came into office.

Now sitting my my room in the office and wondering... wtf does those words "I love you very much dear..." means? :*:

Hinting to me that she wanna a breakup?
Hinting to me to get married again?

Nabei !!! I hate these kind of woman's language. Always got double meaning one hor. Experience tells me something going to happen!

Let's see what "tricks" she comes up with...

 

[looneytan]

.... did not I warn you!

 

[SunHo]

If she dumps you, you have only yourself to blame cos you toy with women's feelings in the first place.

 

[@rmadill0]

Maybe she is just dreaming about someone else and said those in her dream.

Don't worry too much, what will come, will come.

 

[50000]

you need to go for Hwa Chong's sexuality education classes

 

[SunHo]

Tonite she will stab you with kitchen knife or use a scissors to snip off your penis. Beware!

 

[frenchbriefs]

can make the story more exciting?like say she is the last survivor from the ship nostromo from the movie alien and every night she wake up screaming from dreaming a alien bursting out of her chest?and her bra and panties is soaked from the sweat.and she wake up thrashing and screaming so violently u have to choke her and cover her mouth and armlock her to get her to calm down.

 

[jw5]

Couple Of Points:

1. Women's tongues are fascinating.

2. You may want to get adviCe from laksaboy. :p

Now sitting my my room in the office and wondering... wtf does those words "I love you very much dear..." means? :*:

Hinting to me that she wanna a breakup?
Hinting to me to get married again?

 

[BuiKia]

Signs that she is cheating on you and feeling guilty.

 

[AhMeng]

nabeizzzz... chut pattern liaozzzzz....:oIo:

She just whatsapp me and ask me should she buy her own car... say she likes the new Mini convertible roof beri beri much and her friends have it...

WTF... now must think of good excuse ... to me a fucking car in Singapore is a money wasting piece of steel rubbish :oIo:

 

[AhMeng]

Signs that she is cheating on you and feeling guilty.

Fine with me... happy to let someone take over ...

 

[Froggy]

Hinting to you for a bonk or a tongue-gy no?

 

[Yingge]

I prefer they lick in tongue...

 

[looneytan]

Fine with me... happy to let someone take over ...

can show her picture?

must see picture before deciding

 

[zhihau]

Let's see what "tricks" she comes up with...

You went out with A, she knew about it. She doing accounting with you now, get ready all the interests due :p:p:p

 

[po2wq]

Women Likes to Speak in "tongues"!?! ...

u speak back 2 her in cunning lingoes ...

 

[SunHo]

nabeizzzz... chut pattern liaozzzzz....:oIo:

She just whatsapp me and ask me should she buy her own car... say she likes the new Mini convertible roof beri beri much and her friends have it...

WTF... now must think of good excuse ... to me a fucking car in Singapore is a money wasting piece of steel rubbish :oIo:

Everything comes with a price. YOU HAD YOUR FUN. Now she's going to rip you dry. You deserve it.

 

[AhGirl]

I would suggest to your girlfriend to cut off your horny penis.
You men are all Scums! :oIo:ass

 

[AhMeng]

You went out with A, she knew about it. She doing accounting with you now, get ready all the interests due :p:p:p

I have only been with current gf for 3 months... not much interests due lah... I didnt cheat her hor... it just happened!

 

[AhMeng]

Hinting to you for a bonk or a tongue-gy no?

Si Kup Por, why you so horny one...always think of sex and sex :oIo:

Your Jee Hong disease screwing your brains again!