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hold on to your ticket, hold on to your ticket. the photo finish is unconclusive may need many hours for the judges to decide.
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Almost 4pm on polling day. Who's winning?
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hold on to your ticket, hold on to your ticket. the photo finish is unconclusive may need many hours for the judges to decide.
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Announcement is delayed because the pappies and their volunteer porlumpars 'mm gam wan' their beloved Lightning Party trailing or losing, so kept requesting for a recounting of votes.
Horse No 3 : Jockey Lim fell down and rolled like a ball on the race course.
Horse No 3 : Jockey Lim fell down
Horse No 4: Jeya's horse thought he saw a ball and tried to kick it but tripped over bringing down Jeya with him.
Both disqualified.
Now the show is between Horse 1 and 2
Horse 1: Jockey Koh sticked a dildo into his horse anal to give it the spur. The judge think it is legal because it within 20cm into the anus and not outside.
Horse 2: Jockey Lee two heavy cups have an edge and she brought the horse forward without needing much energy
Punters believe Jockey lee will win the race naturally without a sweat.
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Need to do photoshop pixel by pixel so asshole is in front of durian
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PAP wil win. Thanks to RP and SDA.
Deja Vu PE 2011.
Deja Vu PE 2011.
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Workers Party, please win.
Please don't let the arrogant PAP torture Singaporeans further. PAP loves to talk down to us and treat us like we are fools.
Please don't let the arrogant PAP torture Singaporeans further. PAP loves to talk down to us and treat us like we are fools.
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What a motherfucking dumbfuck comment. Go and lick your master's balls more so PAP will win.
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IMMEDIATE incident report on the running of Race 8 of the Punggol East Trophy :-
The Chief Steward has been informed by track officials that a minor incident has occurred just after the end of the race.
There was a collision between the horses, Durian Lee and Anal Koh just after the finishing post. Durian's spiky head, due to the collision, has been lodged in Anal Koh's anus.
The veteniary surgeon was duly summoned, and with track officials, have tried to extricate the durian out from the anus. They have succeeded after calming both animals.
A furhter examination by the veteniary surgeon was subsequently performed and the results are as follows:-
1. Durian Lee's spikes were not dented although stained with a small smatterings of blood;
2. Anal Koh's anus linings shows a little tearing; and
3. Physical examination of Anal Koh's heartbeat and general demeanour points to the fact he factually had an animalistic orgasm due to the accident.
In conclusion, the Chief Steward has noted the facts of the incidents and in witness, the Surgeon-General has authenticated it. The statements were subsequently, recorded and stamped in the official Book of Kells to be referred to, in the event of any dispute that may occur in the influencing of the race result.
Signing Off by the official reporter at Kranji.
The Chief Steward has been informed by track officials that a minor incident has occurred just after the end of the race.
There was a collision between the horses, Durian Lee and Anal Koh just after the finishing post. Durian's spiky head, due to the collision, has been lodged in Anal Koh's anus.
The veteniary surgeon was duly summoned, and with track officials, have tried to extricate the durian out from the anus. They have succeeded after calming both animals.
A furhter examination by the veteniary surgeon was subsequently performed and the results are as follows:-
1. Durian Lee's spikes were not dented although stained with a small smatterings of blood;
2. Anal Koh's anus linings shows a little tearing; and
3. Physical examination of Anal Koh's heartbeat and general demeanour points to the fact he factually had an animalistic orgasm due to the accident.
In conclusion, the Chief Steward has noted the facts of the incidents and in witness, the Surgeon-General has authenticated it. The statements were subsequently, recorded and stamped in the official Book of Kells to be referred to, in the event of any dispute that may occur in the influencing of the race result.
Signing Off by the official reporter at Kranji.
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Tonychat your idol Dr Chee did not participate? Now you support the SDA?
What a stupid moron!
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Early indications .... WP marginally winning !!
Early indications .... WP marginally winning !!
neck to neck....very very tight now....the residents are looking for an mp " WHO CAN DELIVER"..THE PERSON WHO CAN SERVE YOU BEST...( Dr Gillian )...like this....the result is conclusive.............
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Early indications .... WP marginally winning !!
Where is your source?
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Eeeerrr ... you tallking about her ...?? Tell her to wipe the Pappy cums from her lips .... Yucks !!:(
lianbeng congrats tualiap nehneh bogay ahlian!
lianbeng apologized for anyhow shouting lah sibeh paiseh leh!
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