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Almost 4pm on polling day. Who's winning?
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Yes. Now it is at the home turn, Durian Lee is leading Anal Koh by a nipple. The other two are behind the front two by 20 lengths. Seems like one of the back-markers is about to break down.
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This poll is getting more exciting. The other backmarker running next to the one who is about to breakdown is showing signs of respiratory distress ... and is also about to be pulled up !:o
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lianbeng worries the green horse running till face green n pale!obese cannot run far will get breathless u know?
Now the green horse has fallen to the ground, twisting a leg. In trying to avoid a collision, the yellow horse took a stumble and lost another twenty meters. Sensing he was not going to catch up with the front running pair, the jockey threw away his whip in anger.
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The race is progressing furiously at the front.
However, those who are holding on to tickets of the two backmarkers can throw them away already. One has buckled to a prone position in the middle of the track whilst the other seems like having a severe asthma attack, wheezing and salivating foam.
However, those who are holding on to tickets of the two backmarkers can throw them away already. One has buckled to a prone position in the middle of the track whilst the other seems like having a severe asthma attack, wheezing and salivating foam.
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Hello Equalisation,
Remember Chris Lee at Bukit Timah and the Malaysian turf clubs?
This is how he would run his commentary: And now they're racing. As the pack takes off, Durian hits the front followed by Arsehole Koh. About 30 lengths behind come Kuku Cheow Junior followed by the fat Pig.
As the front-runners hit the home-straight, Durian kicks away with a clean pair of heels to pass the winning post by 2 lengths from Arsehole Koh and 50 lengths behind come Kuku Cheow Junior and the fat Pig.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you've got your money on Durian, you may go and collect your winnings now.
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All Coffeeshops in Punggol East very good business tonite :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiLKUACIUNQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Expect Objection to be Raised ( recount ) . too close to separate the 2 front runners :(
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Datok,
I don't think win so easily lah.
Should be as follows:-
At the home stretch, Durian Lee is maintaing his run on the inside, with Anal Koh pairing up on her outside. And with a 100m to go, Durian Lee takes her whip into action, whilst Anal Koh starts his swooping run from the wide out. Holy Cow, it seems like he is sprouting wings from his anus and indeed swooping home. Durian digs deep with spikes and all and continues to thunder on next to the rails.
It is becoming a neck to neck, head to head battle to the wire, with heads bobbing towards the wire. They finish very close. I cant make out the winner. It seems like nothing separates them.
This is how the race ended.
For results of the photo-finish, please stay tune to the outcome at 10pm.
Your race commentator signing off now. (Pheww .... can drink my heineken now.):o
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y nid 5 hrs 2 process foto 2 c finis? ...
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Horse No 3 : Jockey Lim fell down
https://www.google.com.sg/search?nu...ns%2FForgot%2520something%253F_146511;500;250
Horse No 3 : Jockey Lim fell down
https://www.google.com.sg/search?nu...ns%2FForgot%2520something%253F_146511;500;250
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she's winning by a pair of peaches and the other 2 jokers are lagging behind by a trail of diarrhoea
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Jockey Lim fell down and was Disqualified ...
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http://www.toonpool.com/cartoons/Forgot something?_146511
Jockey Lim fell down and was Disqualified ...
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http://www.toonpool.com/cartoons/Forgot something?_146511
The black horse was seen running in the wrong direction, distracted by a large reflection of itself on the building window glasses as it admires its own image.
The green horse was seen taking a slow stroll at the back, as it has done its duty of initial blocking of the main opponent to the incumbent white horse.
The blue horse is neck to neck to the white horse now. The blue horse is losing even more teeth as it struggles for breath, while the white is losing hair, both on the head and in the rear.
The green horse was seen taking a slow stroll at the back, as it has done its duty of initial blocking of the main opponent to the incumbent white horse.
The blue horse is neck to neck to the white horse now. The blue horse is losing even more teeth as it struggles for breath, while the white is losing hair, both on the head and in the rear.
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