If you are forced to watch the 'bo liao' propoganda dished for the mass consumption by stupid heartland peasants, the common theme is the morale boosting parade where peasants simply stand in the rain to show ang mohs, nihons and Northern Mats their collective strength as a state of convenience.
The Brits have their Battle of Britain to stir their patriotic feel good factor. The ex-Soviets consistently use the Great Patriotic War against the Nazis to invoke Nationalistic fervour. The CCP Commies merely used Nippon bashing to distract Chink peasants from their dismal lot. Recently the Chinks are using the old trick of Nippon bashing to stir up Nationalistic pride during their power transition wayang.
Standing in the rains for a National Day Parade? What joke? If we remember Half Breed Viv and Bargain Hen forced school children to stand under hot sun and rains to welcome foreign Youth Olumpics delegates, the regime ought to issues countless 'Order of the Sang Utama' honours to peasant school children.
I propose the Aljunied rebellion as a better patriotic rallying call. In the words of tolerated political dissenter Labour, Angy Teochew Low, he has always wanted to defeat the vile GRC scam after rebellious Jeyaratnam proved the regime is not all powerful in Anson. The vile GRC scam was introduced after Jeyaratnam using the old tactic of using disgruntled port workers to embarass Old Autocrat. Old Autocrat up the overheads e.g. higher electoral deposits and used the 'Buy One Get Three/Four Free' scam to retard opposition gains. The scam also ensures the regime return to power with minimal campaign by redistributing 'unsinkable' minions to helm various political wards for a simple majority during procedural erections. The scam worked because many stupid peasants viewed minions as capable for providing pork barrel benefits.
Apparently that soured because peasants to their dismay, realised minions are merely in the job for the $$ and peasants come last. During the famous wars against Marboro's Housing Goons, many minions played dead while their peasants ended up with no pigeonholes. The influx of cheap labour continued to fuel hatred for the regime and Aljunied with is lower socio-economic background felt the blunt of foreign invasion. The writing was on the wall when brave peasants vandalised idiot George Yeo placards. Many peasants has despised Baba George Yeo for his 'no big no small' talk many years ago and see him as a useless prick, one who could not take the Ionescu to justice and is continously jetting overseas to meet his arty farty foreign colleague. In addition, the one idiot lackey Phua was on the record for humilating a peasant mother and her intellectual challenged ward. Phua was obviously lecturing them as lazy bums who relied on state handouts. That humilation forced the poor chap to short circuit and latter proceed to slam tables and doors, He was ejected from the 'Meet the Peasants' session and Gestapo agents arrested him at midnight to show the regime's might...might that cannot be challenged despite torrents of humilation onto poor desperate peasants.
Aljunied peasants finally realised the lackeys and minions are never into retail politics.
The unthinkable occured when brave Aljunied peasants, threatened with Old Autocrat's shadow punitive sanctions rejected the regime's team and put a highly tolerated but respected Labour Team as their representative. Shocked into mute silence, Boy George could only wonder why his Baba superiority failed to prevail and wondered if he has fought off the foreign dormitory harder, peasants may forgive him. Ruler Loong merely rejoiced the TCSS George is on his way out rather than other loyal minions for he know he can simply used puntive sanctions and pork barrels to sway Aljunied rebels as they have done so for Potong Pasir.
The Brits have their Battle of Britain to stir their patriotic feel good factor. The ex-Soviets consistently use the Great Patriotic War against the Nazis to invoke Nationalistic fervour. The CCP Commies merely used Nippon bashing to distract Chink peasants from their dismal lot. Recently the Chinks are using the old trick of Nippon bashing to stir up Nationalistic pride during their power transition wayang.
Standing in the rains for a National Day Parade? What joke? If we remember Half Breed Viv and Bargain Hen forced school children to stand under hot sun and rains to welcome foreign Youth Olumpics delegates, the regime ought to issues countless 'Order of the Sang Utama' honours to peasant school children.
I propose the Aljunied rebellion as a better patriotic rallying call. In the words of tolerated political dissenter Labour, Angy Teochew Low, he has always wanted to defeat the vile GRC scam after rebellious Jeyaratnam proved the regime is not all powerful in Anson. The vile GRC scam was introduced after Jeyaratnam using the old tactic of using disgruntled port workers to embarass Old Autocrat. Old Autocrat up the overheads e.g. higher electoral deposits and used the 'Buy One Get Three/Four Free' scam to retard opposition gains. The scam also ensures the regime return to power with minimal campaign by redistributing 'unsinkable' minions to helm various political wards for a simple majority during procedural erections. The scam worked because many stupid peasants viewed minions as capable for providing pork barrel benefits.
Apparently that soured because peasants to their dismay, realised minions are merely in the job for the $$ and peasants come last. During the famous wars against Marboro's Housing Goons, many minions played dead while their peasants ended up with no pigeonholes. The influx of cheap labour continued to fuel hatred for the regime and Aljunied with is lower socio-economic background felt the blunt of foreign invasion. The writing was on the wall when brave peasants vandalised idiot George Yeo placards. Many peasants has despised Baba George Yeo for his 'no big no small' talk many years ago and see him as a useless prick, one who could not take the Ionescu to justice and is continously jetting overseas to meet his arty farty foreign colleague. In addition, the one idiot lackey Phua was on the record for humilating a peasant mother and her intellectual challenged ward. Phua was obviously lecturing them as lazy bums who relied on state handouts. That humilation forced the poor chap to short circuit and latter proceed to slam tables and doors, He was ejected from the 'Meet the Peasants' session and Gestapo agents arrested him at midnight to show the regime's might...might that cannot be challenged despite torrents of humilation onto poor desperate peasants.
Aljunied peasants finally realised the lackeys and minions are never into retail politics.
The unthinkable occured when brave Aljunied peasants, threatened with Old Autocrat's shadow punitive sanctions rejected the regime's team and put a highly tolerated but respected Labour Team as their representative. Shocked into mute silence, Boy George could only wonder why his Baba superiority failed to prevail and wondered if he has fought off the foreign dormitory harder, peasants may forgive him. Ruler Loong merely rejoiced the TCSS George is on his way out rather than other loyal minions for he know he can simply used puntive sanctions and pork barrels to sway Aljunied rebels as they have done so for Potong Pasir.
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