What would you say this coming Sunday if you're Kong Hee?

MarrickG · Jun 4, 2010

If I'm him and is really clean like what many of the CHC members claimed. I would assure them that I will be with the church for many more years to come.

I would proclaim my innocence and assure them that the truth would prevail through prayers from them and blessing from GOD.

HTOLAS · Jun 4, 2010

Hold up a picture of LKY and say, 'Lord, thy will is hard. You hold every card. (Dramatic pause.) Into your hands, I commend my body, soul and spirit!'

Boliao · Jun 4, 2010

The public has misunderstood me. I've never been ordained as a pastor. All along, I am a business who contributes to the church by managing and investing Church funds so they'll appreciate 100% under God's grace so we can do more good deeds.

Btw, I'll be releasing a new album called "black gold". Support God, buy my CD.

wrcboi · Jun 4, 2010

have an orgy with those silly mei meis @ suntec???

halsey02 · Jun 4, 2010

HTOLAS said:
Hold up a picture of LKY and say, 'Lord, thy will is hard. You hold every card. (Dramatic pause.) Into your hands, I commend my body, soul and spirit!'

He will say, Lord I commit this man in your hands, let him see the light & repent for his sins, be merciful Lord, in your infinite mercies, bless him with your grace. Avert his eyes from my mistakes, whiich are in your eyes, my transgression ; from you I have sin, I accept your punishment rather than to be harass by this man & his mnions. In Jesus Christ name, I pray, Amen :o

:biggrin:

Alamaking · Jun 4, 2010

"I urge you all to donate more in this time of uncertainties, the more you donate, the more ok we will be"

Balls2U · Jun 4, 2010

Show his horse-face wifey's video, China Wine!

665 Neighbor of the Beast · Jun 4, 2010

He will say something to the effect "The greater the church is raised up by God to do mighty things, the greater the attacks by the devil" :rolleyes:

kiss · Jun 4, 2010

MarrickG said:
If I'm him and is really clean like what many of the CHC members claimed. I would assure them that I will be with the church for many more years to come.

I would proclaim my innocence and assure them that the truth would prevail through prayers from them and blessing from GOD.

*Deep silence"... I did it !!! :eek:

But hey, God will forgive me and i'll still go heaven for tek tarik :p :biggrin:

:p

*Music came out: Chan mali Chan... Chan mali Chan**** :biggrin:

halsey02 · Jun 4, 2010

TeeKee said:
The persecution of the church and it's followers are beri widespread in the last days.....it's documented you know...

so you sinners better enjoy while you can...it's also last days for you devil worshippers...

The apostate Church? False religion in general? All world religion?
International bankers and/or money lenders?

(quote)

Ramseth · Jun 4, 2010

TeeKee said:
The persecution of the church and it's followers are beri widespread in the last days.....it's documented you know...

so you sinners better enjoy while you can...it's also last days for you devil worshippers...

Nobody's persecuting the church and its followers (or charities or temples for that matter). There's no persecution. Only prosecution and potential prosecution for misdeeds by those who abuse the trust vested.

Persecution and prosecution are two different words. Check your dictionary.

coolguy · Jun 4, 2010

Let's move on.
It's an honest mistake. :biggrin:

cooleo · Jun 4, 2010

Ramseth said:
Nobody's persecuting the church and its followers (or charities or temples for that matter). There's no persecution. Only prosecution and potential prosecution for misdeeds by those who abuse the trust vested.

Persecution and prosecution are two different words. Check your dictionary.

Are u trying to imply that TeeKee is an illiterate asshole who probably flunked his PSLE English and might not be able to differentiate 'advice' and 'advise' with a high possibility of being mistaken for a religious nutjob who sprouts so much shit from his half-baked brain that people used to mistake him for a garbage truck?

teekayhetch · Jun 4, 2010

HTOLAS said:
Hold up a picture of LKY and say, 'Lord, thy will is hard. You hold every card. (Dramatic pause.) Into your hands, I commend my body, soul and spirit!'

Should be
God thy will is hard
But you hold every card
I will drink your cup of poison
Nail me to your cross and break me
Bleed me, beat me
Kill me, take me now
Before I change my mind

The RealTuaKee · Jun 4, 2010

MarrickG said:
If I'm him and is really clean like what many of the CHC members claimed. I would assure them that I will be with the church for many more years to come.

I would proclaim my innocence and assure them that the truth would prevail through prayers from them and blessing from GOD.

My fellow Brethen.

The Lord appeared in my dream and told me that He will deliver me from my enemies. The Lord will smite those who persecute us with leprosy n maggots will feast on these faggots reporters.

He also told me "Have I not said that I will send trials to test your faith"?

"I will deliver you...........by the way can u, thy servant buy for me 3100 for this weekend 4D........$150,000 big......sure open 1st price one. All your problems will be solved and your horse shit face wife will not have to peddle her CDs anymore"

Thus says the lord and everyone rushed to the 4d outlets.

po2wq · Jun 4, 2010

MarrickG said:
What would you say this coming Sunday ...

wil it b tis? ... :confused:

What would you say this coming Sunday if you're Kong Hee?

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