S'pore Ah Pek Dies Masterbating With Bottle

[halsey02]

rubbing the bottle didn't invoke a genie

ah pek's wishes weren't granted

The genie granted him his wish all right, an enlarged huge penis, which got stuck, at 77 years of age.

He wasn't rubbing the genie..he was fooking the genie..where, we don't know, since he was in the bottle.... ha ha ha

 

[middaydog]

ah pek could just go and buy big sotong from wet market

that's best just next to the real thing

 

[screwdriver181]

Hmmm...I think soon some one is going to change the title of Sting "Message in a bottle" to "Penis in a bottle"..

So this is the message??

 

[bekindtonaimals]

Did she request her boyfriend to keep calling her on the handphone?

no, just use the auto redial button on her desktop phone

 

[saratogas]

Song Boh!

 

[Snipeshot08]

If you are a man, your penis is going to be really small to fit in the test tube.

You salah lah, he used the tube to insert into his pee-hole...

Jokin jokin.......:p

 

[Snipeshot08]

Did she request her boyfriend to keep calling her on the handphone?

I dun think so becos her hp line was too busy with her trying to call for help....

 

[yinyang]

Did she request her boyfriend to keep calling her on the handphone?

Remind me of the incident few years back reported in the news about this gal that got her vibrating handphone stuck up her pussy....

Can imagine if kena ringing tone as in..."stuck on you":p

 

[Baimi]

He must be a SBF member,
Learn from there and now see what happened?
But he made a mistake by choosing the wrong size?
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/adult-discussions-about-sex/120794-penis-sleeve.html

 

[Baimi]

Why the doctor never asked the nurse to help?
Make him cum, then the bottle will automatic
come off.

 

[jw5]

Was the penis too big or the bottleneck too small?

 

[tonychat]

Was the penis too small or the bottleneck too big?

 

[tonychat]

ah pek could just go and buy big sotong from wet market

that's best just next to the real thing

Please dun insult and degrade the animal this way.

 

[SIFU]

Was the penis too small or the bottleneck too big?

what an idiot...:oIo::oIo:

either way the penis will not get stuck.. trying to look witty but end up with shit on your face..:oIo::oIo:

you stick to your ladyboy ok.. :oIo::oIo:

 

[cass888]

use bottle???

is using bottle to masturbate some kind of swiss standard of living?

I believe it happened in Malaysia.

 

[yinyang]

what an idiot...either way the penis will not get stuck.. trying to look witty but end up with shit on your face

Was the penis too small or the bottleneck too big?

Was also wondering, how to kena unstuck...logic beats me Maybe I missed out something here?

 

[snrcitizen]

no, just use the auto redial button on her desktop phone

Ah Pek at least died standing but in this case what is the term for her predicament? :p

 

[snrcitizen]

I dun think so becos her hp line was too busy with her trying to call for help....

That would be quite a feat. Making a call with a hp stuck in her. I'd like to see this new form of acrobatics.

 

[snrcitizen]

Can imagine if kena ringing tone as in..."stuck on you":p

Or worse, "I see the light at the end of the tunnel". Or "I love the way you walk, baby". :p

 

[snrcitizen]

Was also wondering, how to kena unstuck...logic beats me Maybe I missed out something here?

We have come to learn that the resident sinkie is always getting his foot stuck in his mouth. Getting unstuck is a bit of a challenge.