S'pore Ah Pek Dies Masterbating With Bottle

[ahleebabasingaporethief]

If this report is to be believed, the relatives should sue the doctors involved. A bottle can easily be broken. Ah! maybe not glass bottle.

Which doctor? Which hospital ah?

But seriously times are so bad even $30 chicken also cannot afford to pay. Must use bottle.


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March 26, 2009
Man dies after bottle mishap
A SINGAPOREAN died of heart failure after his penis became stuck in a soft drink bottle, reported Sin Chew Daily and China Press.

The incident happened when the 77-year-old man used the bottle to masturbate.

China Press reported that the senior citizen got his private part into the bottle and only sought help after his penis could not be dislodged from the bottle despite trying various ways such as applying soap water.

Doctors tried to alleviate the man's suffering by cutting the bottle below the neck but to no avail because by that time, the skin around the penis had started to become inflamed, causing him to be unable to urinate.

His misadventure later led to other medical complications causing his death. -- THE STAR/ANN

 

[butoh6050]

When i was in seconday school, i use to pa chiu cheng using the test tubes in science lab.
Thy always break when i climax!

 

[cocobobo]

When i was in seconday school, i use to pa chiu cheng using the test tubes in science lab.
Thy always break when i climax!

u sure or not? i sec school even the larger size test tube cannot fit already...

 

[Frankiestine]

Hmmm...I think soon some one is going to change the title of Sting "Message in a bottle" to "Penis in a bottle"..

 

[captainxerox]

u sure or not? i sec school even the larger size test tube cannot fit already...

he got..ahem.. small dick

 

[Royston46]

Sounds like 'Tiulehloumoh' here in this forum!?



Hey! TLLM!

Is the mentioned Ah Pek YOU!!!

Hehe!

 

[R4g3]

use bottle???

is using bottle to masturbate some kind of swiss standard of living?

 

[melzp]

Sure or not. No flask in the lab?

 

[red amoeba]

u sure or not? i sec school even the larger size test tube cannot fit already...

thats a failure - why mast when you can grab your female classmate and hump her directly in the lab?

 

[Snipeshot08]

China Press reported that the senior citizen got his private part into the bottle and only sought help after his penis could not be dislodged from the bottle despite trying various ways such as applying soap water.

Remind me of the incident few years back reported in the news about this gal that got her vibrating handphone stuck up her pussy....

Pain lah dey......

 

[Frankiestine]

Remind me of the incident few years back reported in the news about this gal that got her vibrating handphone stuck up her pussy....

Pain lah dey......

What about the woman who dogs dick just refuse to come unstuck from her pussy and end up have to call 995....

 

[halsey02]

use bottle???

is using bottle to masturbate some kind of swiss standard of living?

No, the Swiss don't do such thing..they have busty Aryan Lassies to yodle for them..

This is Uniquely SINgaporean...

 

[commoner]

gst rebates all go to prc meis meis already,,,,,,

only left $ for 1 bottle of soft drink,,,,,

poor thing

 

[denzuko1]

When i was in seconday school, i use to pa chiu cheng using the test tubes in science lab.
Thy always break when i climax!

If you are a man, your penis is going to be really small to fit in the test tube.

 

[halsey02]

gst rebates all go to prc meis meis already,,,,,,

only left $ for 1 bottle of soft drink,,,,,

poor thing

After reading this I went researching in my kitchen the diameter of all the bottles I can find, they average between 2cm to 4cm across, unless there are bottles with a diameter of more than 6cm or so, I do not know about.

Ah Pek must be having a very small weiner, and used a wrong diameter size bottle. Maybe that was why, he could not go find....:p At 77, nothing much will rise...and he strangled the 'small guy' to death...and that must a homicide case.. ha ha ha ha

 

[Ah Guan]

rubbing the bottle didn't invoke a genie

ah pek's wishes weren't granted

 

[scoobyhoo]

sad to read this. ah pek, even how 'dirty' and 'low class' he is, is still a human. one die of this in this advanced nation in 2009. the more i think of this, the more i get angry.

 

[tay_38]

Wow, Ah Pek also can dies cock stand.

 

[jbsmith]

When i was in seconday school, i use to pa chiu cheng using the test tubes in science lab.
Thy always break when i climax!

Test tube?

No scare that the test tube breaks and cut your jewel?

 

[snrcitizen]

Remind me of the incident few years back reported in the news about this gal that got her vibrating handphone stuck up her pussy....

Pain lah dey......

Did she request her boyfriend to keep calling her on the handphone?