Ruler Loong and No Porn Lui pleased with more revenue to fund Ho Jinx's gambling habit!
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Peasantpore: Certificate of Entitlement (COE) prices rose in all categories at the close of the bidding exercise on Wednesday. The COE for peasants' small cars rose by 2.9 per cent, or S$2,001, to S$71,001 from S$69,000 in the previous bidding exercise. This represents handsome profits for Ruler Loong since it only cost him 10cts to print a COE certificate using cheap printers.
The premium for merchants' big cars rose by 7.2 per cent, or S$5,800, to S$85,801 from S$80,001. This represents a handsome 8000,000% profit margin for a 10cts cost price for the COE.
Car merchants that Mouthpiece Channel NewsAsia spoke with attributed the rise in COE premiums to the smaller number of COEs available now.
Peasant manager Chin Ah Min, at KIA Motors, said: "Lumpar maths that No Porn Lui understand too well ok. This No Porn Lui now print limited COEs, lan lan cause larger than usual increase in price. Last time, you had a lot of COEs so you mitigated the price jump. But now you have so little COEs. Just an increase of 10 - 20 per cent in sales will cause a big jump in the prices. Do not need to use Quantum Mechanics to guess what No Porn Lui is up to!
So now what to do, Ruler Loong and No Porn Lui want SMRT to earn millions to pay Temasick dividends. Get it or not, you stupid peasants. What green environment, they fark care! They only want nationalised bus and train cartels to make fat cat profits. They fark care you peasants who need cars or merchants who depends on car sales. They all want to force children and old peasants to smell other peasants' armpits in their packed sardine transport system?! The Taliban only shoot a few gals here and there but this evil regime wants to punish old peasants and small children big time!
With No Porn Lui's 30k stipend each month, he just need to show his ugly face in trains and in two months, he can buy any COE but stupid peasants must take 7 years loans to service their car purchases?! You think he fark care huh? He does not and thats why he is so darn evil despite pretending to be pious every Sunday!?
Bunch of ruthless lackeys are now squeezing COE supplies to meet their KPI to jack up transport cartel profits lor. Lumpar No Porn Lui want to restrict forex losses to Nihon car makers and the best plan is to punish car owners and force them to pay SMRT for the mass squeeze every morning!
Wait till you peasants get slammed by the electronic GPS road pricing, then you will all bray for No Porn Lui and Ruler Loong's blood!"
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Peasantpore: Certificate of Entitlement (COE) prices rose in all categories at the close of the bidding exercise on Wednesday. The COE for peasants' small cars rose by 2.9 per cent, or S$2,001, to S$71,001 from S$69,000 in the previous bidding exercise. This represents handsome profits for Ruler Loong since it only cost him 10cts to print a COE certificate using cheap printers.
The premium for merchants' big cars rose by 7.2 per cent, or S$5,800, to S$85,801 from S$80,001. This represents a handsome 8000,000% profit margin for a 10cts cost price for the COE.
Car merchants that Mouthpiece Channel NewsAsia spoke with attributed the rise in COE premiums to the smaller number of COEs available now.
Peasant manager Chin Ah Min, at KIA Motors, said: "Lumpar maths that No Porn Lui understand too well ok. This No Porn Lui now print limited COEs, lan lan cause larger than usual increase in price. Last time, you had a lot of COEs so you mitigated the price jump. But now you have so little COEs. Just an increase of 10 - 20 per cent in sales will cause a big jump in the prices. Do not need to use Quantum Mechanics to guess what No Porn Lui is up to!
So now what to do, Ruler Loong and No Porn Lui want SMRT to earn millions to pay Temasick dividends. Get it or not, you stupid peasants. What green environment, they fark care! They only want nationalised bus and train cartels to make fat cat profits. They fark care you peasants who need cars or merchants who depends on car sales. They all want to force children and old peasants to smell other peasants' armpits in their packed sardine transport system?! The Taliban only shoot a few gals here and there but this evil regime wants to punish old peasants and small children big time!
With No Porn Lui's 30k stipend each month, he just need to show his ugly face in trains and in two months, he can buy any COE but stupid peasants must take 7 years loans to service their car purchases?! You think he fark care huh? He does not and thats why he is so darn evil despite pretending to be pious every Sunday!?
Bunch of ruthless lackeys are now squeezing COE supplies to meet their KPI to jack up transport cartel profits lor. Lumpar No Porn Lui want to restrict forex losses to Nihon car makers and the best plan is to punish car owners and force them to pay SMRT for the mass squeeze every morning!
Wait till you peasants get slammed by the electronic GPS road pricing, then you will all bray for No Porn Lui and Ruler Loong's blood!"
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