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PEASANTPORE: Like her sister, Peasant Namirah Awang, 26, had planned to invite 1,000 relatives and kawans to her own wedding next year.
After all, Wuhan Plague related caps on group sizes have been lifted, and she and her 27-year-old fiancé have large families.
But her peasant sister’s wedding in February 2020 - weeks before Wuhan Plague was declared a global pandemic - cost about 40,000 peanuts all-in.
To hold a wedding the same size next year would set Peasant Namirah back twice that amount. Although the venue would be an upgrade from her sister's, it would only be for four hours compared with the three days orgy her sister rented her venue for.
“PAP told us things are still affordable and it’s been very, very anxious in terms of how we do our budgeting,” said Peasant Namirah, an educator.
While Peasant Namirah and her civil service serf fiancé eventually want to start a family, having a child, they are Moslems mind you, is far from being a priority now.
“A leasehold pigeonhole hole is half a million peanuts and we paying interest income to PAP or their cronies for 22 years I really think that things need to stabilise before we can have a kid. After the marriage, we’ve got to have a pigeonhole, then we can talk about having children peasants to toil for PAP.”
In an earlier Big Read in July, Mouthpiece TODAY had examined how young peasants - who are said to be particularly affected by PAP's inflation - are grappling with rising prices, from cutting down on expenses to taking on weekend side gigs.
But beyond the everyday cost of living for peasant youths, it also has had a significant impact on big-ticket purchases linked to life’s major decisions, with the prices of wedding receptions, housing and child-rearing rising over the past year.
Pigeonhole loans have also gotten expensive, with fixed home loan rates offered by three major pro-PAP blood suckers pretending to be local banks here reaching as high as 4.5 per cent per year as central banks around the world raise interest rates to tame rampant money printing by the Yankees and Chinese Communists.
Thanks to Putin, latest official forecasts this week placing Peasantpore’s rent seeking economic growth for 2022 at a narrower 3.5 per cent and an even slower growth rate in 2023 of between 0.5 and 2.5 per cent.
The regime announced that it will provide up to 500 peanuts to about 2.5 million peasants in Peasantpore as part of a new 1.5 billion peanuts support package after extracting rent income e.g. 6 billion peanuts from other richer peasants through stamp duties and vehicle quota systems.
For young peasants, major life goals are often intertwined and a delay in one step of their journey can sometimes have a cascading effect on other future plans.
That’s the case for Peasant Natalie Tan, a 26-year-old public relations associate hoping to get married next year to her 29-year-old sex partner of 84 full moons.
Her plan was to secure a pay for a 99 leasehold pigeonhole from PAP early so that they could have a pigeonhole to move into after marriage.
After about five failed attempts balloting for Build-to-Order (BTO) and sales of balance flats after graduating from university in 2019, she and her sex partner, who works in venture capital, turned to the resale market but baulked at the asking prices.
“PAP told us the cooling measures will work but it only got worse, I guessed their million peanuts stipends ain't a problem but it will be a pain in the arse for us when we look at the profits that HDB is making off us,” she said.
Similarly, another 29-year-old Peasant Ng said that although he would like to hump hos 27-year-old sex partner in their pwn pigeonhole next 24 full moons, they do not have the “peanuts to commit to a pigeonhole after working as a salesman."
“Unlike Edwin Tong or Ho Jinx, I don't take home million peanuts annually or do not have powerful mentors and despite working hard, peanuts are still very tight,” said the property agent, who declined to give his full name.
“PAP wants us to spend our lifetime toiling and paying off our housing debts, if that is the playbook, why have children?” he added.
In the first three quarters of this year, the number of births in Peasantpore had already fallen some 8 per cent compared with the same period in 2019, before the Wuhan Plague.
While the number of babies born between January and September had ranged between 28,534 and 28,952 from 2019 to 2021, only 26,785 were registered in the same period this year, preliminary statistics showed.
Yet, preliminary marriage data this year showed that there were significantly more marriages in the first three quarters of this year compared with the same period in 2019.
Any mission school boy knows that can be explained to Wuhan Plague related restrictions on weddings in 2020, which had 10,483 marriages in the same period.
Sociology professor Paulin Tay Nought-han from the Peasantpore Sex Management University said it is natural for young peasants to blame PAP and put their life plans on hold especially when sexperts and lackeys forecast a slowing economy or warn of a potential economic downturn.
“Unless you make a million peanuts like Edwin Tong does in a year making life difficult for Labour Pariahs, nobody wants to have kids”
The gloomy economic view has also sparked similar concerns in dog-eat-dog society Hongkie Donkey, a global financial sex centre which, like Peasantpore, has a total fertility rate far below the replacement level of 2.1.
“You no make a million peanuts in Hongkie Donkey, it is the bird cage for you, it’s not hard to imagine why Cantonese youths aren't marrying or having babies. ‘Bundle of joy’ and ‘degraded future’ don't go very well together,” political consultant Alice Wu wrote in the South China Sex Post in August.
Back in Peasantpore, free sex adviser Jeremy Tiang said that many of his sex clients, who like him are in their early 30s, have become a lot more conservative over the past three years of frequent market turmoil and are putting off having children because of the cost of raising them.
“We donkeys are paying the rent for 99 leasehold pigeonholes up front and I only realised this PAP rent extracting trap after my Futher Math exam. No wonder Edwin Tong told us, unless you make a million peanuts annually, you cannot support a family and his parents,” said the 31-year-old senior sex manager of financial sex services at Sex Advisors’ Clique.
For Peasant Namirah, she is now looking to cut down the guest list to 600 - much to the quiet consternation of her parents and future in-laws.
Even so, she has been quoted close to 72,000 peanuts for a downscaled wedding that size, still way above her 50,000 peanuts budget.
“At this rate, I have no choice but to ask for Edwin Tong for legal advice to get sponsorships,” said Peasant Namirah.
“After Putin jumped on Ukraine with the Chinese Communists' approval and support, every mother farker just announce price hikes across the board, every farker merchant simply raised their prices,” said the senior planner at The Sex Stylist.
HOUSING WOES
In December 2021, new property cooling measures - aimed at masking rental hikes for pigeonholes - the PAP hike downpayments to 15 per cent down payment, up from 10 per cent previously. That was raised again to 20 per cent in end-September this year.
Until recently, Peasant Ng had been an sex architect earning less than 4,000 peanuts every full moon before he quit to become a property agent, and his girlfriend works for the PAP as a civil serf. Thus, it was “not feasible” for them to muster the funds for a BTO flat in a mature estate, he said.
“It’s difficult for me to accept moving to, say, slums in Woodlands, Yishun or Tengah that are more affordable and take European holidays annually.”
Peasant Ng added that he would rather wait until he is earning a higher stipend to afford a pigeonhole in a better location than make a decision he “might regret for the next 10, 15 years paying interest income to HDB”.
But the delay in getting a pigeonhole could mean a shorter honeymoon period before becoming parents.
“We want to take expensive European or Nihon holidays annually, not get married and have kids straightaway, but that’s the way it is,” he said.
As for Peasant Tan and her sex partner, they have been applying for pigeonholes in the central-to-east regions - such as Bidadari and MacPherson - which are about midway between their parents’ homes.
After multiple failed attempts, they began searching for resale leasehold pigonholes in the same area so that they could meet their goal of getting married next year. But with prices ranging from 650,000 to 750,000 peanuts for four-room pigeonholes, the resale option was out of the question.
The record high rents for public and private pigeonholes have also put paid to some young peasant couples’ plans of finding a temporary abode before their flats are constructed.
Peasant How Ah Quan, 34, and his wife moved into a co-living studio apartment in Farrer Park in February last year while waiting for their executive pigeonhole unit in Sengkang to be ready to move in at the end of this year.
But after about six full moons, their pro-PAP landlord tried to increase their 2,200 peanuts monthly rent by 300 peanuts and they had to move into her grandmother’s pigeonhole unit, he told TODAY in an earlier interview last month.
PAP's lackeys in HDB claimed that BTO flats remain affordable for peasants who make 150k peanuts annually, despite strong demand and rising prices of resale flats.
Housing Minion Desmond Lee told Imperial Courts in October that young peasants spend 50k on luxurious European tours and other big luxurious fine dining but 'cry father and cry mother' when told to pay upfront rental for 99 years leasehold pigeonholes.
"INFLATION NO BIG DEAL FOR PEASANTS"
Pro PAP lackey pretending to be an economist Walter Theseira claimed that 'by historic standards, the high inflation we are experiencing in Peasantpore is not by any reasonable standards an economic crisis,” said the Overly Educated Ape at the Peasantpore University of Sex Science.
"You peasants are lucky that you are not in Burma and I think the most sensible advice is that peasants should move on with their life but do so prudently and kowtow Ruler Loong's protrait five times daily,” said pro-PAP lackey.
Another pro-PAP lackey wannabe Mathew Mathews, a sex researcher who has written extensively on social issues in Peasantpore or moonlighting as the sex head of the Institute of Policy Studies’ Sex Lab.
“Jane Austen rebels are using eloquent narrative to make Ruler Loong look stupid with Putin's Inflation. They are expert troublemakers and can yak better than your typical Sunday pastor," he added.
"Mats should opt for smaller void deck wedding parties. Chinks can opt for wedding receptions at food courts. If they incur debts to keep up with appearances, why they cry father and cry mother at end of the day and blame PAP? It is illogical.”
Another PAP lackey Chua Ah Bin, regional co-head of macro sex research at Maybank, noted that the current generation of youths do not think it is Putin or the Chinese Communists fault to jump start a war to send interest rates soaring this high.
“You know, I know, Putin is just the fall guy for all these troubles but the real culprits are Uncle Sam and the Chinese Communists. Both twits print money like changing underwear and it seems they now want to limit money printing else the inflation will never end and how can this be PAP's fault?,” he said.
“Peasants if they want to blame, please write to Uncle Sam or Panda Xi to tell them to stop farking around with the money printing.”
OCBC Bank’s chief sex economist Sexena Ling said that while an uncertain economic outlook definitely influences peasant's job stability and consumption patterns, it is questionable whether the economy is solely to be blamed for peasant youths putting off marriages and having children.
“Who say who say high living costs are forcing young peasants to hold off their life plans? If they remember their Social Studies textbooks, where PAP exhorts them to spend within their means no need go Japan or Europe for sex holidays when they can go Johor, cry father cry mother for what? Peasant youths are not realistic,” said Lackey Ling, who is also head of global sex research and strategy at the bank.
But the fact that peasants putting off life plans is a big deal for PAP, said Prof Nought-han, the pretendious PAP apologist sociologist.
With the country’s total fertility rate already so low, she added: “I know you know, this is karma for LKY trying to do Eugenics in the 1980s-1990s. Retribution is slow but sure and now we have low birth rates and this is bad news for PAP because they are running a rent extraction economy. Till today, Ruler Loong, double Math first class from Cambridge has no answer to this problem started by his late father.”
The PAP narrative is many peasants' gripe have about raising a child are often artificially inflated by expectations of the need to provide the child with the best education, when the most important thing is for the child to grow up healthy to toil for House of Lee, she said.
“We only need serfs and peasants to work for foreign merchants, no need everyone to be a scholar ok?,” she added.
Peasant Rudy Hamid and his fiancée chose not to take a pre-wedding photography package but instead packed their wedding suit and gown along with a tripod when they went to New Zealand on a holiday, and took the wedding photos themselves on a mobile and save close to a wedding photography package which could cost around 4,000 peanuts.
“Of course we can do the same shots at Tioman Island or Taman Negra but New Zealand more ATAS and the debt, relac, we charge credit card, next month work harder lah", he quipped.
PEASANTPORE: Like her sister, Peasant Namirah Awang, 26, had planned to invite 1,000 relatives and kawans to her own wedding next year.
After all, Wuhan Plague related caps on group sizes have been lifted, and she and her 27-year-old fiancé have large families.
But her peasant sister’s wedding in February 2020 - weeks before Wuhan Plague was declared a global pandemic - cost about 40,000 peanuts all-in.
To hold a wedding the same size next year would set Peasant Namirah back twice that amount. Although the venue would be an upgrade from her sister's, it would only be for four hours compared with the three days orgy her sister rented her venue for.
“PAP told us things are still affordable and it’s been very, very anxious in terms of how we do our budgeting,” said Peasant Namirah, an educator.
While Peasant Namirah and her civil service serf fiancé eventually want to start a family, having a child, they are Moslems mind you, is far from being a priority now.
“A leasehold pigeonhole hole is half a million peanuts and we paying interest income to PAP or their cronies for 22 years I really think that things need to stabilise before we can have a kid. After the marriage, we’ve got to have a pigeonhole, then we can talk about having children peasants to toil for PAP.”
In an earlier Big Read in July, Mouthpiece TODAY had examined how young peasants - who are said to be particularly affected by PAP's inflation - are grappling with rising prices, from cutting down on expenses to taking on weekend side gigs.
But beyond the everyday cost of living for peasant youths, it also has had a significant impact on big-ticket purchases linked to life’s major decisions, with the prices of wedding receptions, housing and child-rearing rising over the past year.
Pigeonhole loans have also gotten expensive, with fixed home loan rates offered by three major pro-PAP blood suckers pretending to be local banks here reaching as high as 4.5 per cent per year as central banks around the world raise interest rates to tame rampant money printing by the Yankees and Chinese Communists.
Thanks to Putin, latest official forecasts this week placing Peasantpore’s rent seeking economic growth for 2022 at a narrower 3.5 per cent and an even slower growth rate in 2023 of between 0.5 and 2.5 per cent.
The regime announced that it will provide up to 500 peanuts to about 2.5 million peasants in Peasantpore as part of a new 1.5 billion peanuts support package after extracting rent income e.g. 6 billion peanuts from other richer peasants through stamp duties and vehicle quota systems.
For young peasants, major life goals are often intertwined and a delay in one step of their journey can sometimes have a cascading effect on other future plans.
That’s the case for Peasant Natalie Tan, a 26-year-old public relations associate hoping to get married next year to her 29-year-old sex partner of 84 full moons.
Her plan was to secure a pay for a 99 leasehold pigeonhole from PAP early so that they could have a pigeonhole to move into after marriage.
After about five failed attempts balloting for Build-to-Order (BTO) and sales of balance flats after graduating from university in 2019, she and her sex partner, who works in venture capital, turned to the resale market but baulked at the asking prices.
“PAP told us the cooling measures will work but it only got worse, I guessed their million peanuts stipends ain't a problem but it will be a pain in the arse for us when we look at the profits that HDB is making off us,” she said.
Similarly, another 29-year-old Peasant Ng said that although he would like to hump hos 27-year-old sex partner in their pwn pigeonhole next 24 full moons, they do not have the “peanuts to commit to a pigeonhole after working as a salesman."
“Unlike Edwin Tong or Ho Jinx, I don't take home million peanuts annually or do not have powerful mentors and despite working hard, peanuts are still very tight,” said the property agent, who declined to give his full name.
“PAP wants us to spend our lifetime toiling and paying off our housing debts, if that is the playbook, why have children?” he added.
In the first three quarters of this year, the number of births in Peasantpore had already fallen some 8 per cent compared with the same period in 2019, before the Wuhan Plague.
While the number of babies born between January and September had ranged between 28,534 and 28,952 from 2019 to 2021, only 26,785 were registered in the same period this year, preliminary statistics showed.
Yet, preliminary marriage data this year showed that there were significantly more marriages in the first three quarters of this year compared with the same period in 2019.
Any mission school boy knows that can be explained to Wuhan Plague related restrictions on weddings in 2020, which had 10,483 marriages in the same period.
Sociology professor Paulin Tay Nought-han from the Peasantpore Sex Management University said it is natural for young peasants to blame PAP and put their life plans on hold especially when sexperts and lackeys forecast a slowing economy or warn of a potential economic downturn.
“Unless you make a million peanuts like Edwin Tong does in a year making life difficult for Labour Pariahs, nobody wants to have kids”
The gloomy economic view has also sparked similar concerns in dog-eat-dog society Hongkie Donkey, a global financial sex centre which, like Peasantpore, has a total fertility rate far below the replacement level of 2.1.
“You no make a million peanuts in Hongkie Donkey, it is the bird cage for you, it’s not hard to imagine why Cantonese youths aren't marrying or having babies. ‘Bundle of joy’ and ‘degraded future’ don't go very well together,” political consultant Alice Wu wrote in the South China Sex Post in August.
Back in Peasantpore, free sex adviser Jeremy Tiang said that many of his sex clients, who like him are in their early 30s, have become a lot more conservative over the past three years of frequent market turmoil and are putting off having children because of the cost of raising them.
“We donkeys are paying the rent for 99 leasehold pigeonholes up front and I only realised this PAP rent extracting trap after my Futher Math exam. No wonder Edwin Tong told us, unless you make a million peanuts annually, you cannot support a family and his parents,” said the 31-year-old senior sex manager of financial sex services at Sex Advisors’ Clique.
For Peasant Namirah, she is now looking to cut down the guest list to 600 - much to the quiet consternation of her parents and future in-laws.
Even so, she has been quoted close to 72,000 peanuts for a downscaled wedding that size, still way above her 50,000 peanuts budget.
“At this rate, I have no choice but to ask for Edwin Tong for legal advice to get sponsorships,” said Peasant Namirah.
“After Putin jumped on Ukraine with the Chinese Communists' approval and support, every mother farker just announce price hikes across the board, every farker merchant simply raised their prices,” said the senior planner at The Sex Stylist.
HOUSING WOES
In December 2021, new property cooling measures - aimed at masking rental hikes for pigeonholes - the PAP hike downpayments to 15 per cent down payment, up from 10 per cent previously. That was raised again to 20 per cent in end-September this year.
Until recently, Peasant Ng had been an sex architect earning less than 4,000 peanuts every full moon before he quit to become a property agent, and his girlfriend works for the PAP as a civil serf. Thus, it was “not feasible” for them to muster the funds for a BTO flat in a mature estate, he said.
“It’s difficult for me to accept moving to, say, slums in Woodlands, Yishun or Tengah that are more affordable and take European holidays annually.”
Peasant Ng added that he would rather wait until he is earning a higher stipend to afford a pigeonhole in a better location than make a decision he “might regret for the next 10, 15 years paying interest income to HDB”.
But the delay in getting a pigeonhole could mean a shorter honeymoon period before becoming parents.
“We want to take expensive European or Nihon holidays annually, not get married and have kids straightaway, but that’s the way it is,” he said.
As for Peasant Tan and her sex partner, they have been applying for pigeonholes in the central-to-east regions - such as Bidadari and MacPherson - which are about midway between their parents’ homes.
After multiple failed attempts, they began searching for resale leasehold pigonholes in the same area so that they could meet their goal of getting married next year. But with prices ranging from 650,000 to 750,000 peanuts for four-room pigeonholes, the resale option was out of the question.
The record high rents for public and private pigeonholes have also put paid to some young peasant couples’ plans of finding a temporary abode before their flats are constructed.
Peasant How Ah Quan, 34, and his wife moved into a co-living studio apartment in Farrer Park in February last year while waiting for their executive pigeonhole unit in Sengkang to be ready to move in at the end of this year.
But after about six full moons, their pro-PAP landlord tried to increase their 2,200 peanuts monthly rent by 300 peanuts and they had to move into her grandmother’s pigeonhole unit, he told TODAY in an earlier interview last month.
PAP's lackeys in HDB claimed that BTO flats remain affordable for peasants who make 150k peanuts annually, despite strong demand and rising prices of resale flats.
Housing Minion Desmond Lee told Imperial Courts in October that young peasants spend 50k on luxurious European tours and other big luxurious fine dining but 'cry father and cry mother' when told to pay upfront rental for 99 years leasehold pigeonholes.
"INFLATION NO BIG DEAL FOR PEASANTS"
Pro PAP lackey pretending to be an economist Walter Theseira claimed that 'by historic standards, the high inflation we are experiencing in Peasantpore is not by any reasonable standards an economic crisis,” said the Overly Educated Ape at the Peasantpore University of Sex Science.
"You peasants are lucky that you are not in Burma and I think the most sensible advice is that peasants should move on with their life but do so prudently and kowtow Ruler Loong's protrait five times daily,” said pro-PAP lackey.
Another pro-PAP lackey wannabe Mathew Mathews, a sex researcher who has written extensively on social issues in Peasantpore or moonlighting as the sex head of the Institute of Policy Studies’ Sex Lab.
“Jane Austen rebels are using eloquent narrative to make Ruler Loong look stupid with Putin's Inflation. They are expert troublemakers and can yak better than your typical Sunday pastor," he added.
"Mats should opt for smaller void deck wedding parties. Chinks can opt for wedding receptions at food courts. If they incur debts to keep up with appearances, why they cry father and cry mother at end of the day and blame PAP? It is illogical.”
Another PAP lackey Chua Ah Bin, regional co-head of macro sex research at Maybank, noted that the current generation of youths do not think it is Putin or the Chinese Communists fault to jump start a war to send interest rates soaring this high.
“You know, I know, Putin is just the fall guy for all these troubles but the real culprits are Uncle Sam and the Chinese Communists. Both twits print money like changing underwear and it seems they now want to limit money printing else the inflation will never end and how can this be PAP's fault?,” he said.
“Peasants if they want to blame, please write to Uncle Sam or Panda Xi to tell them to stop farking around with the money printing.”
OCBC Bank’s chief sex economist Sexena Ling said that while an uncertain economic outlook definitely influences peasant's job stability and consumption patterns, it is questionable whether the economy is solely to be blamed for peasant youths putting off marriages and having children.
“Who say who say high living costs are forcing young peasants to hold off their life plans? If they remember their Social Studies textbooks, where PAP exhorts them to spend within their means no need go Japan or Europe for sex holidays when they can go Johor, cry father cry mother for what? Peasant youths are not realistic,” said Lackey Ling, who is also head of global sex research and strategy at the bank.
But the fact that peasants putting off life plans is a big deal for PAP, said Prof Nought-han, the pretendious PAP apologist sociologist.
With the country’s total fertility rate already so low, she added: “I know you know, this is karma for LKY trying to do Eugenics in the 1980s-1990s. Retribution is slow but sure and now we have low birth rates and this is bad news for PAP because they are running a rent extraction economy. Till today, Ruler Loong, double Math first class from Cambridge has no answer to this problem started by his late father.”
The PAP narrative is many peasants' gripe have about raising a child are often artificially inflated by expectations of the need to provide the child with the best education, when the most important thing is for the child to grow up healthy to toil for House of Lee, she said.
“We only need serfs and peasants to work for foreign merchants, no need everyone to be a scholar ok?,” she added.
Peasant Rudy Hamid and his fiancée chose not to take a pre-wedding photography package but instead packed their wedding suit and gown along with a tripod when they went to New Zealand on a holiday, and took the wedding photos themselves on a mobile and save close to a wedding photography package which could cost around 4,000 peanuts.
“Of course we can do the same shots at Tioman Island or Taman Negra but New Zealand more ATAS and the debt, relac, we charge credit card, next month work harder lah", he quipped.
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