If Leongsam Passed Away,Your Tribute N Who'll Be The Pallbearers.

[Talking Donkey]

I know 2day is the last day of cny,and is a taboo subject to talk about the dead,but i really can't help it.
lately many of our founding fathers of spore up the lorry one by one and tribute and condolences has been pouring in
by sporeans from all walks of life...

i was wondering what if sammyboy founder Leongsam goes up the lorry,what tributes,praise,honour and will there
be a state funeral given to him..i'm sure thousands of mourners will attend his funeral just like the korean kim jong il.
Leongsam certainly ha a uncanny resemblance of our last founding father LKY...just look at their quote from the past..

(Quote by Leongsam,founding father of sammyboy 6aug 2008,
Troublemakers KEEP OUT,we mean it..any attempt to destroy my KOPITIAM will not be tolerated!)

(Quote LKY founding father of spore 9aug 1965,
This is your life and my life,i spend my whole life building this COUNTRY and as long as
I'M IN CHARGE..nobody is going to knock it down!)

proof of Leongsam as the founder of sammyboy.

The founding father of this forum is ME!

For his wake and funeral..my sincere suggestion to appoint
Pallbearers.
1.Scroobal(the Tan Sri in sammyboy)
2.Alamaking(highest points in sammyboy)
3.po2wq(all his life he eat,sleep n breathe sammyboy)
4.Jah-rastafar(true chinese who hates chinese basher)
5.Windsor(Datuk,crony of Leongsam)
6.Singveld(Datuk,crony of Leonsam)

In charge of Pek kim money.
1.TracyTan866
2.brocoli

Security.
1.Ramseth

In charge of Welcoming and entertain mourners.
1.IreneYeoh

Bandplayers.
1.chowka
2.youtalkcock
3.konglanjiaowei
4.youallhumsup

this is the best funeral sent off arrangement i can think of if our founding father Leongsam goes up the lorry..

guys do you agree with the above or am i out of my mind!

 

[ls-knnbccb]

i volunteer to be the photographer.


uncle yap will take video.

 

[ls-knnbccb]

Security.
1.Ramseth

In charge of Welcoming and entertain mourners.
1.IreneYeoh

not possible in real life as they are the same person.


tonychat will be the 孝男

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

I will organize a spitting gallery

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

not possible in real life as they are the same person.

That's where you are wrong. He/She will be like superman and change his/her attire as required.

 

[Talking Donkey]

As for me I'll fast and mourn for him..and then order the biggest pig from my ancestor village in anxi
BBQ the pig,take the pig head and put it on top of his casket.

 

[jw5]

hi there

1. the coffin will be dropped. (they will fight)
2. the money will be lost. (they will fight)
3. the mourners will be entertained and secured by the same person.
4. there will be a solo performance.
5.

 

[erection2015]

i have prepared this for the occasion. Just need the name.

 

[looneytan]

In charge of Welcoming and entertain mourners.
1.IreneYeoh

I offer to be in charge of IreneYeoh

 

[erection2015]

careful what you wish for bro...you might actually get it.

I offer to be in charge of IreneYeoh

 

[rusty]

Crying group leader Lim Boon Heng.

 

[zeddy]

Tonychay is the Blue eyed boy of the Boss.. How come there's no mention of him in the funeral's arrangements..??? :p

 

[erection2015]

gravediggers will be my 2 favourite guys .....tony and clinton.

They will also stay inside to accompany the main guy once all the ceremonies are over.....like they used to do in ancient egypt.

 

[streetsmart73]

hi there


1. teach, you are damn funny this time around!
2. 5 thumbs up for your arrangement and those "appointments' and roles.
3. btw, have you forgotten krafty or the hotbot thing or even uncle botak?
4. they should come handy for such big occasions in sbf.
5. i could take minutes or even pen some solemn articles on sammy's passing and hearse procession.

 

[hotbot]

i think i will drop a crocodile tear...:(

 

[flkyflky]

CHOY!

大吉利事！

CNY can not say Orang Mati! Touch Wood!

 

[Windsor]

gravediggers will be my 2 favourite guys .....tony and clinton.

They will also stay inside to accompany the main guy once all the ceremonies are over.....like they used to do in ancient egypt.

You meant they will commit Suttee?

 

[erection2015]

what is dat ah bro?

You meant they will commit Suttee?

 

[ls-knnbccb]

Tonychay is the Blue eyed boy of the Boss.. How come there's no mention of him in the funeral's arrangements..??? :p

pls refer to post #3.

 

[Windsor]

what is dat ah bro?

A Hindu custom where the wife will burn herself or similar acts of suicide at husband's funeral. tony and clinton will follow suit you think?