If Leongsam Passed Away,Your Tribute N Who'll Be The Pallbearers.

[Talking Donkey]

hi there

1. the coffin will be dropped. (they will fight)
2. the money will be lost. (they will fight)

Haha..quite true..

 

[erection2015]

put a few retarded gay bitches there then clinton sure to follow.

For tony just tell him that its the best way to avoid sinkies permanently.

A Hindu custom where the wife will burn herself or similar acts of suicide at husband's funeral. tony and clinton will follow suit you think?

 

[zeddy]

pls refer to post #3.

Wa..Ha..Ha..Ha.. Good one..

 

[lianbeng]

lianbeng said 节哀顺变!:(

 

[zeddy]

I know of this guy who always cook Chicken curry at funerals.. His chicken curry very good.. I can ask him to cook at the Boss's funeral.. Can get good discount..:p

 

[Talking Donkey]

hi there


1. teach, you are damn funny this time around!
2. 5 thumbs up for your arrangement and those "appointments' and roles.
3. btw, have you forgotten krafty or the hotbot thing or even uncle botak?
5. i could take minutes or even pen some solemn articles on sammy's passing and hearse procession.

Hi there,
Krafty will be given the task of the hearse driver..

As for the penning a eulogy of Leongsam..i've already arrange a VIP..Dr Lee Wei Ling..our guest of honour.
mourners need to standby handkerchief during her eulogy speech.

 

[streetsmart73]

Hi there,
Krafty will be given the task of the hearse driver..

As for the penning a eulogy of Leongsam..i've already arrange a VIP..Dr Lee Wei Ling..our guest of honour.
mourners need to standby handkerchief during her eulogy speech.

hi there


1. teach, just wonderful bro!
2. probably, you may even borrow some jacks and neos from the "not enough" or "not stupid" cast to cry "mother" cry "father", pepping up the climax.

 

[zeddy]

Hi there,
Krafty will be given the task of the hearse driver..

Casket for the Boss should be white in colour with a PAP logo on it.. No need to have a nice hearse.. Can just dump the casket on top of this lorry..

<a href="http://s1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb440/zeddy9/?action=view&amp;current=7244funeral_lorry_Singapore.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb440/zeddy9/7244funeral_lorry_Singapore.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

[Clone]

I'll remember Leongsam for one sound advise he gave >>>>

"Stop whining! Do something!"

And I think he walks the talk.

 

[GoldenDragon]

I sponsor Cordon Bleu and 5 singers.

 

[moolightaffairs]

i will go lao liat lao liat 7 days and send him off on last day. thats the best i can do for him and i will miss him.

 

[GoldenDragon]

i will go lao liat lao liat 7 days and send him off on last day. thats the best i can do for him and i will miss him.

Can open songka kiao for 6 nights. Pai kow or si ki pee also boleh. Water money for extra pek kim.

 

[GoldenDragon]

Casket for the Boss should be white in colour with a PAP logo on it.. No need to have a nice hearse.. Can just dump the casket on top of this lorry..

<a href="http://s1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb440/zeddy9/?action=view&current=7244funeral_lorry_Singapore.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb440/zeddy9/7244funeral_lorry_Singapore.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

7244 for beh pio si bo?

 

[zeddy]

7244 for beh pio si bo?

http://www.singaporepools.com.sg/en/lottery/4d_numcheck.html

Actually i thought of buying the plate No of the motorbike on the right hand side of the pic.. His motor bike plate no is 7956.. Don't know why just now this evening, came back from the Doctor and my MC cert is 7569.. Maybe this is a Hint from the Heaven for this Wednesday 4D..

 

[Froggy]

KYP shall arrange this from ROC

 

[Ramseth]

For his wake and funeral..my sincere suggestion to appoint
Pallbearers.
1.Scroobal(the Tan Sri in sammyboy)
2.Alamaking(highest points in sammyboy)
3.po2wq(all his life he eat,sleep n breathe sammyboy)
4.Jah-rastafar(true chinese who hates chinese basher)
5.Windsor(Datuk,crony of Leongsam)
6.Singveld(Datuk,crony of Leonsam)

In charge of Pek kim money.
1.TracyTan866
2.brocoli

Security.
1.Ramseth

In charge of Welcoming and entertain mourners.
1.IreneYeoh

Bandplayers.
1.chowka
2.youtalkcock
3.konglanjiaowei
4.youallhumsup

this is the best funeral sent off arrangement i can think of if our founding father Leongsam goes up the lorry..

guys do you agree with the above or am i out of my mind!

Let's make it a grander event. I nominate:
- Golden Dragon to be gambling tables co-ordinator;
- Goh Meng Seng to be media liasion spokesman;
- Leetahbar to be food caterer;
- Uncle Yap to be director of cinematography;
- Locke Liberal to be eulogy writer;
- Forvendet to be eulogy reader.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

I come to throw shit and urine unto the coffin can or not?

 

[Forvendet]

I come to throw shit and urine unto the coffin can or not?

Yes, you're only fit to clean up the public toilet and collect shit and urine.

 

[rusty]

Hi there,
Krafty will be given the task of the hearse driver..

As for the penning a eulogy of Leongsam..i've already arrange a VIP..Dr Lee Wei Ling..our guest of honour.
mourners need to standby handkerchief during her eulogy speech.

Can sub the supply of hankerchief to that guy who supply funeral blankets in Hougang?

 

[streetsmart73]

I come to throw shit and urine unto the coffin can or not?

hi there


1. bro, of course cannot mah!
2. pls show some respect to sammy leh.
3. btw, the "teach" organizer shall arrange those mobile washroom facilities.
4. however, you may choose to throw in some thick dictionary as some parting gift to sammy.