Benitez: "Ferguson does not want to shake my hand."
Ferguson: "Where got? My hand is here. That fat Spanish waiter has to walk over here."
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Benitez: "Ferguson does not want to shake my hand."
Ferguson: "Where got? My hand is here. That fat Spanish waiter has to walk over here."
AC Milan coach: "WTF! Five of you surrounding Messi and he still scored! I might as replace you all with the Sinkapore poodles; they do a better marking job."
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Wenger: "Who called me a stingy paymaster? Be a man and stand up and face me!"
Steaua Bucharest players: "WTF, we have to learn how to avoid stepping on Abramovich's expensive cockroaches."
(Steaua Bucharest players training at Chelsea before the match.)
Benitez: "Sibeh sian. Everytime got press interview they ask the same old stupid question: are you going to play Torres."
Mikel (in background): "I better wear something over my mouth. This captain John Terry is abusive, whenever we make a mistake in training he would shove his cock into our mouths."
Cole and Lampard: "Has John Terry left the training ground yet? Is it safe to come out from our mouth guards?"
Bayern Munich players: "No! No! We don't want to exchange shirts! Arsenal shirts are not worth much nowadays."
"Ball, come here!"
Brad Friedel raises his magic palm.
Palacio: "Yikes, the ball is pulling me towards Brad Friedel!"
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Friedel: "What's the yellow card for?"
Referee: "You can make the ball come to you, but you cannot also drag the player along with the ball. This is Shaolin pugilistic rules."
Friedel: "But I am not Shaolin leh, I am Wudan."
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Terry: "People think being Chelsea's captain is so prestigious and fun. But I am sick and tired of shoving my cock into my team mates' mouth and arse holes everyday."
Ferguson: "Oi, who let this fat Spanish waiter walk onto the pitch at Old Trafford?"
Mancini: "Excuse me I have to pang sai here. Everton's facilities very poor, I cannot find a toilet."
Mancini: "Excuse me I have to pang sai here. Everton's facilities very poor, I cannot find a toilet."
Steven Taylor : Hey please help, I wanna pang sai.
Steven Taylor: Hey, stop pulling my shorts, I can exchange jersey but
not my shorts, FIFA;s rules.
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Mancini : Hey everyone this is how my dog pees when there is no wall or tree nearby.
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