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[Baimi]

I say, Mike, next time can we dance in the dancing hall?
It quite embarrassing dancing here.

 

[oldnews]

Ref : 6 infractions, 20 points so goodnight to you for 24 hours.

"WTF, calling it a siao phone is a red card offence!!!???"

 

[Baimi]

You are not allow to play football when you drink.
Let me check, how many fingers on my left and
how many fingers on my right?

 

[Baimi]

MG: Heard Joanne Peh split with her angmo boyfriend,
do you think she still consider an angmo and a professional
footballer as her boy friend?
JM: I think so, chancces are good if you sign up for Tampines Rover in the summer.
ST: Eh James, does Tampines Rover needs a defender?

 

[Baimi]

Defoe and Young, you don't have to remind us of 911.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

"I want to see if my pet cockroach is ok in this snow storm."

 

[oldnews]

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' Eh whats that you say ? Mecca is behind me ? Aiyo!!!! '

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Lescott: "This tattoo I got when I was in Kranji Detention Barracks, that one when I was in Changi...I've been there, done that."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Hodgson: "Eh Rio, are you available to play for Ingerland or not?"

Ferdinand: "You look familiar. Have I seen you somewhere before?"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Hodgson: "Hey Rio, it's me."

Ferdinand: "Grandpa?"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Tom Cleverley has been rewarded with a promotion: he moves up from sitting on the bench to sitting on a chair.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Vucinic: "Like they said, I gambled at Marina Bay Sands until I lost my pants."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Blackburn Rovers chief Balaji Rao: "I must be like the rich and famous and give the thumbs-up to my manager."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Benitez: "Abramovich gave me the thumbs up. I don't know whether this is good or bad but I guess I should return the gesture to him."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Sacked Blackburn manager Appleton: "I went mad working under the ah nehs."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Gerrard: "Wait a moment please. I want to koochi koo my pet cockroach."

 

[Baimi]

What is that pungent smell?
Damn, I hate it when the supporters
bring durians into the ground.

 

[oldnews]

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Bloody hell, scroobal farted again.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Jenas: "I'm in no mood to play on. I think I stepped on my pet cockroach."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

McEachran: "Boss, when can I start playing in the first team?"

Chelsea manager Ancelotti: "When you are bigger and stronger. Now drink your milk kid."