Nani: "Cockroach on your mid-ribs."
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Nani: "Cockroach on your mid-ribs."
Referee Cakir: "Don't misunderstand me hor! The red card is not for kicking Arbeloa. The red card is for killing the cockroach. You go and check the rule book."
Ferguson: "Real Madrid cheated! They planted a dead cockroach on Arbeloa's jersey."
Terry, Lampard, Mata: "This is the most expensive f**k in my life: 55 million pounds."
Torres: "I don't mind Mata and Lampard, but this John Terry is horrible: he does it raw."
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Pogba (Juventus) fouls Wanyama (Celtic): "Eh sorry bro! Did not see you because you are black and you wear black. It is like walking down Little India at night leh."
Rooney: Woo.. wooo..Man U don't want me liao, what am i going to do?
Alonso: Aiya, don't cry like a small kid lah, what so good about Man U,
come to Real Madrid, you will never get the hair blower treatment ever,
Mourinho just ask you to bend down if you under perform, that's all.
Bale: "The defender left a mark on my spotless white sock, ref! You should show him a yellow card too."
Gallas: "Oi, don't run away! I want to touch your botak head and ask you who is your hair stylist. Is it David Gan?"
Parker: "Yeesss! I did it! I can now move the ball using my tongue. I'm now a better kung fu master than Ronaldo and Beckham."
Ferguson: "Rooney, I keep telling you to stop drinking infant formula milk powder but you don't listen to me. You are overweight and I have to drop you from the first team."
Wah, the new Singapore $1 coin is heavier and more deadly than the old one.
Rooney: "Whole world look! Do I look fat and unfit?"
Rooney: "Nabeh. Ever since I fell out of favour with Ferguson, everyone stay away from me. Even when I score a goal."
Terry: "KNN. Rooney is unfit but gets to play. I am fit and cannot play."
Cahill: "Lemme see: Torres, Spanish; Ba, African; Luiz, Brazilian; Ramires, Brazilian; Cole, English; Cech, Czech...Yup, this is the first time I am screwing a Mexican."
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Club official: "Excuse me, Bale, but I think your sanitary pad is not very absorbent."
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