It looks like the indefatigable kopiuncle clan is impervious to ridicule. Please don’t blame them, it is expected. These are the traits needed to survive the hard-life at the Changi Village ah kua park. After years of fortifying their wills to surmount rejections after rejections, kopiuncle, copiuncle and ConyuConhee all have steely resolves … the kind of intestinal fortitude usually found in …… cockroaches.
While you sometimes can find transvestites that are surprisingly pleasant-looking, the motley pool of ah kuas at Changi Village carpark has the kopiuncle clan at the very bottom of the food chain. Amongst the unbelievably grotesque bapoks, there is an old pondan who calls himself ilovesingapore.
You see, every faggot that managed to survive has a niche - set of skills that ensured repeat business. Even though it may be difficult for you to conceive how customers would ‘return-to-fuck’ this category of quality-rejects, the banglas and ah nehs working in the east side of the island don’t really have much of a choice. kopiuncle and copiuncle excel at blow-jobs. ConyuConhee has a reconstructed anus (from a recent surgery). Being a cat-lover, ilovesingapore specializes in providing cat baths. He prides himself in conscientiously licking his dirty customers clean, especially those hairy banglas.
Before cozying up to the kopiuncle clan, ilovesingapore has no friends whatsoever. To gain acceptance, he is naturally obliging and loves to act cute - calling himself “nice innocent kitten”. Together, this pack of low-ranking misfits enjoy singing the praises of the pappies. Their sense of value is warped beyond recognition. They even think that being consistently picked as targets for ‘blanket party’ in the army is a vote of popularity and a prestigious honour.
Having a strong affinity for the ruling party, they once tried joining the white-appareled sycophantic movement, but were bluntly rejected. The reasons were pretty obvious. Nevertheless, this group of pachydermatous ah kuas defiantly followed behind the balls-carrying mob every time a MP does a walk-around. Their disgusting ‘pom-pom’ style of cheerleading in skimpy outfits during the rallies led to the pappies losing many votes in the latest elections. Resultantly, they were banished from coat-tailing further activities. All of them, including ilovesingapore, were understandably devastated.
In each other, they found comfort and solace, and managed to re-center their sense of mission. They rationalized that if they couldn’t contribute visibly to the ruling party, they can at least help indirectly from the ‘back’-end (pardon the pun), through their Bapok GRC. With this in mind, kopiuncle devised a modus operandi – that is, while being ass-fucked by customers, they will each undertake a soliloquy, extolling loudly the virtues of the pappies.
It doesn’t really matter if their customers do not understand what the fuck the ah kuas are saying. kopiuncle figured that if he enjoyed the process of talking to himself, it is good enough for him.
To this, copiuncle, ConyuConhee and ilovesingapore all nodded in agreement.
(Going to JB for massage. Will be back for Part 5 if necessary)
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