Two wrongs do not make a right! Imho, they should slug it out after slanging at each other. What an anti-climax!
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Uncle Fought with Aunty in Overcrowded MRT!
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Two wrongs do not make a right! Imho, they should slug it out after slanging at each other. What an anti-climax!
Two wrongs do not make a right! Imho, they should slug it out after slanging at each other. What an anti-climax!
the uncle is stupid. he should follow marjojohn's spirit and take the nudge from the auntie as a positive sign and opportunity to get into her lobang. she's quite f*ckable, and she's probably not getting any. no point getting pissed and slugging it out. instead of acting like a jerk, he could have responded "hi, you woke me up....and wow! what a nice bag!" "did you get it while on vacation in italy?" "no lah! i got it at lucky plaza. me not very rich one." "well, this must be fated. where are you heading? may be we can lim kopi at your next destination?" auntie blushing with shock and delight at the same time. a lot of things will go through her mind that instant. "wa! this uncle interested in me. and may be we can end up in bed." auntie's mind gets f*cked and her abalone already getting wet. and if she says "yes", huat ah! get off at the same station. lim kopi first, then tcss until her tits get hard and abalone moist with excitement. then check in at hotel 81 and bang the shit out of her. that's the best way to treat and "punish" the woman for nudging you and waking you up from slumber.
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the uncle is stupid. he should follow marjojohn's spirit and take the nudge from the auntie as a positive sign and opportunity to get into her lobang. she's quite f*ckable, and she's probably not getting any. no point getting pissed and slugging it out. instead of acting like a jerk, he could have responded "hi, you woke me up....and wow! what a nice bag!" "did you get it while on vacation in italy?" "no lah! i got it at lucky plaza. me not very rich one." "well, this must be fated. where are you heading? may be we can lim kopi at your next destination?" auntie blushing with shock and delight at the same time. a lot of things will go through her mind that instant. "wa! this uncle interested in me. and may be we can end up in bed." auntie's mind gets f*cked and her abalone already getting wet. and if she says "yes", huat ah! get off at the same station. lim kopi first, then tcss until her tits get hard and abalone moist with excitement. then check in at hotel 81 and bang the shit out of her. that's the best way to treat and "punish" the woman for nudging you and waking you up from slumber.
Yes unkle didn't know how to turn crisis into opportunity....
must be wp fault for such incidents to happen. well, usually such the case, but today how come no one put the blame on wp har.
ok, i start, must be wp fault lor. no need reason lor. song boh?
ok, i start, must be wp fault lor. no need reason lor. song boh?
unfortunately, many sinkies are too preoccupied and paranoid about getting shafted, and thus they react instantly with negativity. best is to relac, assess the assets of the opposite sex, and get a free f*ck if assets prove too much to resist. win win for all.
Either:
1. 50 years of PAP education produce dafts?
2. 50 years of getting jiu hu kia turn Singaporeans become dafts? Jiu hu kia Form 5 standard English, created their jiuhu-lish England?
Maybe Singapore need to replace FTs (look further afar) to replace jiu hu kia.
When You have neighbors jiuhu kia Chinese Form 5 standard flooding 1st world Singapore you get dafts?
1. 50 years of PAP education produce dafts?
2. 50 years of getting jiu hu kia turn Singaporeans become dafts? Jiu hu kia Form 5 standard English, created their jiuhu-lish England?
Maybe Singapore need to replace FTs (look further afar) to replace jiu hu kia.
When You have neighbors jiuhu kia Chinese Form 5 standard flooding 1st world Singapore you get dafts?
Nice try.
Old Uncle looks like jiuh kia. His jiuhu kia England is obvious. Don't believe, go Jiu hu listen and record these Chink jiu hu kia speak English ....
This old uncle is also a gay. Gay man fuzzy and don't like women.
Next time, when you stand beside a pretty woman and a nice looking man (gay look) walk pass, say this to the women, ' Nice looking man? he maybe like you too, also like men?
Old Uncle looks like jiuh kia. His jiuhu kia England is obvious. Don't believe, go Jiu hu listen and record these Chink jiu hu kia speak English ....
This old uncle is also a gay. Gay man fuzzy and don't like women.
Next time, when you stand beside a pretty woman and a nice looking man (gay look) walk pass, say this to the women, ' Nice looking man? he maybe like you too, also like men?
the uncle is stupid. he should follow marjojohn's spirit and take the nudge from the auntie as a positive sign and opportunity to get into her lobang. she's quite f*ckable, and she's probably not getting any. no point getting pissed and slugging it out. instead of acting like a jerk, he could have responded "hi, you woke me up....and wow! what a nice bag!" "did you get it while on vacation in italy?" "no lah! i got it at lucky plaza. me not very rich one." "well, this must be fated. where are you heading? may be we can lim kopi at your next destination?" auntie blushing with shock and delight at the same time. a lot of things will go through her mind that instant. "wa! this uncle interested in me. and may be we can end up in bed." auntie's mind gets f*cked and her abalone already getting wet. and if she says "yes", huat ah! get off at the same station. lim kopi first, then tcss until her tits get hard and abalone moist with excitement. then check in at hotel 81 and bang the shit out of her. that's the best way to treat and "punish" the woman for nudging you and waking you up from slumber.
maybe just our sinkie version of 'just for laughs'...
or...a typical jack neo video clip showing a 'our swiss living standard in a compressed sinkieland' ...
anyway me find this clip entertaining...also amusing when the aunty keeps choe choe the uncle to
slap her....but uncle beri smart neber fall into the trap
thank you to the bro who took this clip..:p
or...a typical jack neo video clip showing a 'our swiss living standard in a compressed sinkieland' ...
anyway me find this clip entertaining...also amusing when the aunty keeps choe choe the uncle to
slap her....but uncle beri smart neber fall into the trap
thank you to the bro who took this clip..:p
If you want to test if "uncle" is from North Country...ask him, how do you say Flower in Mandarin....he answer " fah"...triple confirm! :roll eyes:
How come the wife never stand up for her man...?? should have told that menopausal woman..." you bitch, you better shaddup! or I slap your face?"....
no lah, think the woman is not the wife...uncle oredi said he worked night shift, beri tired, so he dozed off
Some clarification needed. If you are the negative type who always go around picking fight with others, you will never embrace change because you will be looking at negative side, fearing the potential risks and dangers.
So at the ballot box, who will you likely vote for? As much as you rail against the PAP, you may end up voting PAP. Not out of affection. Out of fear. Fear of the unknown. Fear of change.
Positive mindset people understand the PAP had done a lot of good last time, but they also know that the country deserves better. They are more able to embrace the concept of change and take calculated risks. Hence better chance of voting opposition.
Of course, I don't mean to compartmentalize people. I am just observing a general pattern which does not apply to everyone.
Sinkie needs punching for FAILURE TO SPEAK UP!
And since the PAP does the screwing, they have 'engaged' the Ang Mo to whack these Sinkie ( like yourself) to wake the fuck out of them and to drive some spurs into their hides! LoL
No you said these people are spreading negative energy and "such people who behave like that will only vote PAP". You may not mean to compartmentalise people, but you did just that by concluding such people will only vote PAP just from that one quarrel.
I also think so more Singapore men must learn to speak up. Like the Australian punching the singer, why leave it to a woman to speak up when so many men around? End up the woman get punched.
I think we need to find out more details before judging the people involved in the quarrel. Just by guessing, I agree the woman seems more likely to be less at fault. Unless she is those wierd type who put the bag in between her and the man for no reason. If not, must be becos the man was overstepping his boundary. The quarrel then started becos she nudged him with the bag for that. Of course the man gave the excuse of the seat size is like and that he was sleeping. How nice if everyone knows not to be selfish and inconsiderate, no one will encroach on others and expect tolerance from the victim. And there will then be no quarrels, no wars, world peace and no negative engeries to spread.
The man should challenge the woman to a fight, tell her to step outside...wait till the train arrive in the next station..get the woman to step out, then the door close wave "bye, bye...CCB"...ha ha ha
wah leow, if you're the uncle in the train...sure got bigger problem man....
let me try to reconstruct what had happened, since im frequent rider;
1/ the aunty was on board first; placed her hand bag on the seat besides her
2/ uncle occupied the seat latter, head moved left to right while dozing...knocked the aunty
(these sorts of things, we see beri often during the morning trains)
3/ aunty beh song...thought the uncle is a 'tee kio'
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