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If its one guy behind then can say Gangnam style. If more than 1 guy then its Gangbang style.

Must have been a guy who ordered the cake

Re: a joke for laugh Cool message by a woman : Dear mother-in-law, "don't teach me how to handle my children, I'm living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement."

Especially if hes an ah neh and had too much alcohol.

Agree with you on this, their safety procedures include First aid , onboard fire fighting and passenger evacuation amongst other things.

You willing to pay him so much to put on maid's uniform and clean his house?

The hotdogs and ice cream are good value for money too if you are into such food.

One blank file at that location is quite cute.

Surprising that the banglas asked for rubbers because they normally penetrate raw. Could be they use the rubbers when giving/getting handjobs.

If no CD dispensers or mama shop nearby then its good to befriend the room cleaner. He or she may hand you the previously used one and at no cost. It pays to be friendly at all times.

Got the repeat offender type of face so may as well just lock him up for good

Good fb type but better not have as wife. Sure to be sharing her with other horny guys.

Sam Leong's ?

Could see it coming even as early as last year.

Good advice for them to ride defensively

If you know where to avoid then Malaysia is not as bad as it sounds.

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