Recent content by LimSiaSuay

eh.. brother. you all fight here fight there can dont upturn the quarrel downturn and bring me into the fight anot.

they r xeno.. unlike diehard supporters like you. they are now cursing we need more of you. let me take this opportunity to up your rep for being a good supporter.

how can you say that...i have alway worked my ass for you people. you know huh..

mr kopi-o, you must be a depraved person. you can suck your dog's cock and he fuck your ass in gratitude. or you can goto changi village or petain lane. these places are the final frontiers for people like you. the socially disconnected.

i am so popular i think i wanna become the next pm of singapore.

come come children. repeat after me. i am good becos i am better, cheaper and faster.

come come.. dont be angry. go see Jo. she will pacify you. if cannot, she will teh your royal jewel, and you can teh her nehneh. you happy, she happy, everyone happy :)

yes.. we have long discussion about this one. these poor folks want 5C 6C but not willing to work harder, cheaper and better best. so to fulfil their dreams, we bring in merc, sonota and toyota so we can make it possible for them to fulfil all if not one of their dreams. you know, han tong tell...

if you have a problem, you either goto CHC and see god, or you goto void deck and see your MP. but if you wanna go CHC must be daytime or sunday and public holiday. the feller very busy doing audition and singing kong hee fatt choy songs. at nite, he will tell you boh eng. so MP is still the...

we always make it possible for these old folks to have this little book that they can keep a record of their money and not hide it under their pillows or milo cans. even though they cannot smell the money, but rest assure, the printer told me the stench from the paperback pages smells close if...

pls learn to drive slow slow like me. and when you drive, please think of your CPF. and you will be happy your money is safe and you are safe.

pls be assured we will do our absolute better best to serve you. that's what we set up NTUC for.. to serve you and make profit from you. but it is wrong to peg my pay to poor people. becos you see, poor people take transport, then you peg it to no porn lui, if he farked up, his pay get cut then...

as I said ytd... please dont make me do rounds in geylang and fark the chicken upside down. you must learn to be better best workers and better best customers, so everyone can be win win situation. btw, anyone know which whorehouse got better toothpicks...

pls dont get upset.. why you singaporeans are so angry. i tell you, i have seen these before. and i will personnally stop it. i means i will stop singaporeans from renting from them.

mdm ho is a nice person.. i hope she will seriously consider all my fine points. you know, i hv made everyone cheery and dont make mistakes.