Talking Donkey
Alfrescian (S)
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Woman are so confusing!
if you kiss her,you're not a gentleman,
if you don't,you're not a man
if you praise her,she thinks you're lying,
if you don't,you're good for nothing
if you agree to all her likes,you're a wimp,
if you don't,you're not understanding
if you visit her often,you're boring,
if you don't,you don't care about her
if you're well dressed,she says you're a playboy,
if you don't,she thinks you're dull
if you're a minute late,she says you comprains its hard to wait,
if she is late,she says it takes long to get ready
if you kiss her once in a while,she professes you're cold,
if you kiss her often,she yells you're taking advantage
if you talk she wants you to listen,
if you listen she wants you to talk
in short...
so simple,yet so complex,
so weak,yet so strong,
so confusing,yet so desirable,
so damning,yet so wonderful.
general advice:
keep away contact whenever possible as cures can be expensive!
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............WOMEN!........
if you kiss her,you're not a gentleman,
if you don't,you're not a man

if you praise her,she thinks you're lying,
if you don't,you're good for nothing

if you agree to all her likes,you're a wimp,
if you don't,you're not understanding

if you visit her often,you're boring,
if you don't,you don't care about her

if you're well dressed,she says you're a playboy,
if you don't,she thinks you're dull

if you're a minute late,she says you comprains its hard to wait,
if she is late,she says it takes long to get ready

if you kiss her once in a while,she professes you're cold,
if you kiss her often,she yells you're taking advantage

if you talk she wants you to listen,
if you listen she wants you to talk

in short...
so simple,yet so complex,

so weak,yet so strong,

so confusing,yet so desirable,

so damning,yet so wonderful.




general advice:
keep away contact whenever possible as cures can be expensive!
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............WOMEN!........