• IP addresses are NOT logged in this forum so there's no point asking. Please note that this forum is full of homophobes, racists, lunatics, schizophrenics & absolute nut jobs with a smattering of geniuses, Chinese chauvinists, Moderate Muslims and last but not least a couple of "know-it-alls" constantly sprouting their dubious wisdom. If you believe that content generated by unsavory characters might cause you offense PLEASE LEAVE NOW! Sammyboy Admin and Staff are not responsible for your hurt feelings should you choose to read any of the content here.

    The OTHER forum is HERE so please stop asking.

Woman Continue To Confuse Us..

Talking Donkey

Alfrescian (S)
Joined
Feb 5, 2010
Messages
2,928
Points
113
Woman are so confusing!

if you kiss her,you're not a gentleman,
if you don't,you're not a man

602515_433256483405448_1185807710_n.jpg


if you praise her,she thinks you're lying,
if you don't,you're good for nothing

252477_370709752998405_62922186_n.jpg


if you agree to all her likes,you're a wimp,
if you don't,you're not understanding

156504_272655792853870_1587875779_n.jpg


if you visit her often,you're boring,
if you don't,you don't care about her

50192945-1.jpg


if you're well dressed,she says you're a playboy,
if you don't,she thinks you're dull

481732_293786020740847_1181413075_n.jpg


if you're a minute late,she says you comprains its hard to wait,
if she is late,she says it takes long to get ready

561675_454712784551648_262430553_n.jpg


if you kiss her once in a while,she professes you're cold,
if you kiss her often,she yells you're taking advantage


378960_295780817208034_1810333882_n.jpg


if you talk she wants you to listen,
if you listen she wants you to talk

394488_256892914430158_1602640892_n.jpg


in short...
so simple,yet so complex,
6544795853_5af298afc5.jpg


so weak,yet so strong,
574698_373036569399594_1309255090_n.jpg


so confusing,yet so desirable,
imagesCADRPPHJ.jpg


so damning,yet so wonderful.
223278_282486161870833_1015363709_n.jpg

262720_302599479859501_2146394662_n.jpg

425926_344028192362936_1447563962_n.jpg

185243_530139333666173_2048334364_n.jpg


general advice:
keep away contact whenever possible as cures can be expensive!

[video]
185243_530139333666173_2048334364_n.jpg
[/video]


............WOMEN!........
 
It's all about timing. It's when to do the things that'll blow her mind off. That's the secret.
 
Last edited:
You stare too hard, she feel you are Lecherous, if you don't stare , with the huge "melons" showing, you are insensitive. You do, you are damn, you don't you are damn!
 
If you ejeculate too fast, you're selfish. If you ejecutate too slow, you dun find her sexy enough. If you dun ejeculate, you must be fooling around outside.
 
If you use cuffs, she thinks you are a pervert. If you don't, she thinks you are boring !:eek:
 
hi there


1. guys guys guys!
2. to handle some gals.
3. just like what fat kid uses in his signature.
4. make it wet wet wet, she begs for more.
5. just don't care what she thinks, believes eats, shit or uses.
6. bonk it:D
 
Why waste time to understand women? They cannot be understood. :*:
 
We men don't need to understand women.

We just need to fark them. Legs opened, case closed.
 
Women si bei chiu tai ji one...one moment say want eat indian food...bring her go eat and say too spicy dont like...
 
If u are straight ,honest,hard-working and faithful,she say u lack excitement (maybe she didn't get a satisfying bj or a good bonk).
Men are like bank accounts.Men with a lot of money in bank accounts generate a lot of interest.
 
If u are straight ,honest,hard-working and faithful,she say u lack excitement (maybe she didn't get a satisfying bj or a good bonk).
Men are like bank accounts.Men with a lot of money in bank accounts generate a lot of interest.

Depends....some of my frens marriage still strong..down to earth chaps with no money no car no investment no condo no style no body
 
thank you TS.long time no see such beautiful photos. good post!
 
We men don't need to understand women.

We just need to fark them. Legs opened, case closed.

haha u r most wise. don't bother to understand them.just do it!!!...and they will love you for it!!! even if they said they don't enjoy it...they will call you and ask for more!!!
 
haha u r most wise. don't bother to understand them.just do it!!!...and they will love you for it!!! even if they said they don't enjoy it...they will call you and ask for more!!!

This is call reverse psychology.When they say don't want,means want.When they say want,means don't want.WTF!!!
 
This is call reverse psychology.When they say don't want,means want.When they say want,means don't want.WTF!!!

you're spot on! i called her and asked her to come over. she said no, don't want... the next thing i knew she was ringing the bell...and she was damned horny!!!...begging me to bang her hard hard!!!...WTF!!!....so don't ask....just do it!!! cheers!
 
It's all about timing. It's when to do the things that'll blow her mind off. That's the secret.

u r right. maybe it's their hormones...their very erratic hormones playing tricks...want don't want...that's why they are so mysterious and so desirable...and they can destroy great men and bring down great nations..women!!!
 
Back
Top