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ST PETER , MOSES , THE POPE ...
Once there was a seminary next to a nunnery. Standing on the terrace of the seminary, you can see right into the bathing room of the nunnery. One night a priest named Father Patrick was saying his rosary on the terrace, when he peeked over to the nunnery and saw a nun taking a bath. He jumped over the wall and went into the bathing room.
The nun turned around and exclaimed, "Father Patrick! What are you doing here?"
The priest said, "You're a servant of God. I am also a servant of God." Then he touches one breast. "You know what this is?"
The nun answered, "No?"
"This is the Mount of Olives." He touched the other breast. "This is Mount of Sinai." Then he touched her private part. "This the Red Sea."
Then he removed his cassock, and touched his private part. "This is the Rod of Moses, and in the Bible the Rod of Moses parts the Red Sea." So, the priest parts the Red Sea. This parting of the Red Sea went on for some time, and the nun falls pregnant.
The Mother Superior noticed that the nun was in pregnant and said to her, "Sister, we all commit sins in our life. If you tell me the truth, I will help you out."
The nun confessed, "Father Patrick came one night and said this was the Red Sea, this was the Mount of Olive and Mount of Sinai, and in the Bible Moses parts the Red Sea ..."
The Mother Superior asked, "What did he say His was?"
The nun replied, "The Rod of Moses."
To that the Mother Superior exclaimed, "And that bastard keeps telling me that it was the Horn of David, and makes me blow it every night!"
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