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Why did Moses, in biblical times part the sea ?? ....

IceLemonT

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I suspect Moses is too fucking fat that when he splashed into the sea, it took a whoopy hours for the waves to return.
 

wahlaneh

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...because he can't stand the colour red !!:eek::biggrin:

wahlaneh...
u sure got the facts correct or not?:confused:
God parted the sea lah not Moses lah he was only an instrument that God used to lead the Israelites out of Egypt mah.
God told him to raise the staff in his hand bcoz there were so many millions of people they must follow just 1 leader mah otherwise how to command n control them?:rolleyes:
 

Watchman

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drifter

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wahlaneh...
u sure got the facts correct or not?:confused:
God parted the sea lah not Moses lah he was only an instrument that God used to lead the Israelites out of Egypt mah.
God told him to raise the staff in his hand bcoz there were so many millions of people they must follow just 1 leader mah otherwise how to command n control them?:rolleyes:

wow...follow LKY pattern ? one man control all ? no wonder same stlye ...need praise all the time ...:biggrin::wink:
 

wahlaneh

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wow...follow LKY pattern ? one man control all ? no wonder same stlye ...need praise all the time ...:biggrin::wink:

wahlaneh...
should be the other way around mah: lky follows moses way mah.
lky still dunnoe where when moses was already in history lah.:biggrin:
u know how many millions of years ago or not?:confused:
 

Ramseth

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wahlaneh...
should be the other way around mah: lky follows moses way mah.
lky still dunnoe where when moses was already in history lah.:biggrin:
u know how many millions of years ago or not?:confused:

What millions of years? Moses' times were about 3,300 thousand years ago.
 

drifter

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wahlaneh...
should be the other way around mah: lky follows moses way mah.
lky still dunnoe where when moses was already in history lah.:biggrin:
u know how many millions of years ago or not?:confused:

like that moses way is a dangerous way ....just like north korea . :biggrin::wink:

where got millions ? you mean moses ride dinosaur as horse ?
 
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